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Just dont support the "fitness" industry...dont buy whey proteins or none of that supplement shit. Diet is key, avoid sugars and soy.
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I find two glasses of ice cold water before bed really helps get your metabolism going...also a good bio clock to wake up first thing in the morning with some wood and a need to pee. Not to sound faggy but it also does wonders for the skin.Just eat good (no sugar aids, processed food aids, or much fruits) and workout every day. Also don't eat or drink water after 8pm so you sleep well. Went from 205 to 190 in the past two months and I feel constantly like I'm on xanax.
When I was stalking jamie beebe's instagram for jerkoff material, I noticed she has a really fit body but no pics of her at the gym. She clearly goes, but the fact that she never advertises she does is an attractive move.Honestly I feel like even discussing any part of your “journey” is very Qumia like. Especially when your first report is about losing two pounds. I just lost two pounds typing this from the Love’s truck stop bathroom.
Earl - we got any of that rabbit food?If you eat a bowl of oatmeal with peanut butter, two toasted pieces of vitamin enriched poverty bread, a head of lettuce, a tomato, an onion, a cucumber, a couple carrots, two cans of beans, cumin, chili powder, and an apple a day you can eat for like 3 dollars and have every nutrient, including each amino acid, for less than 2,000 calories, vegan, and accounting for every religion but Jainism.
You don't like No Bacon posting?Honestly I feel like even discussing any part of your “journey” is very Qumia like. Especially when your first report is about losing two pounds. I just lost two pounds typing this from the Love’s truck stop bathroom.
If you eat a bowl of oatmeal with peanut butter, two toasted pieces of vitamin enriched poverty bread, a head of lettuce, a tomato, an onion, a cucumber, a couple carrots, two cans of beans, cumin, chili powder, and an apple a day you can eat for like 3 dollars and have every nutrient, including each amino acid, for less than 2,000 calories, vegan, and accounting for every religion but Jainism.
where we at with hiding acorns for the upcoming winterEarl - we got any of that rabbit food?
Fresh in, but nobody want that horseshit, boss.Earl - we got any of that rabbit food?
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