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Economic Situation
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Wouldn’t you want to buy calls on a day like today? Puts should be way up
Calls would have been the only new position to play.
We've got a lot of calls today lets go to the phones 
I still can't believe trump willingly tanked the economy. That wasn't on my bingo card for 2025 lol
Can you imagine getting frazzled by an internet meme?
The premiums on options on SPY are so insanely high right now
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Lol global markets are shitting themselves. Trump will blink eventually, trying to guess how long trump will be retarded is impossible.
If a fake rumor can swing things that much he should realize it's time to give up the game.
Tbh i’m shocked it even swung it upwards. I figured the damage was already done and he couldn’t say anything to stop this
If his stupid tariff nonsense is enough to tank it then of course it can be reversed quickly, too.
And he knows that, of course.
That's what happens on 99% of the internet.
> be a literal gay nigga
> not realize that everyone is a gay nigga
I don’t know what all you people are complaining about.
I’m about to take all the money I made this weekend, and spend it on literal pornography
I’m about to take all the money I made this weekend, and spend it on literal pornography
Considering I have puts and everything I say becomes jinxed, the market will go up tomorrow
I got puts on vodka as in I put it in my mouth all weekend. This is me mocking you.
I think the 90 pause is true. Shit will soar if he announced it. By Wednesday we'll either be off the tariff game (not counting China, fuck them gooks) or we're heading to a recession fast.