"Eating our poorly cooked food may give you food poisoning"

[Patrick O'Neal]

Maybe I'm missing the point but why not insist that restaurants don't serve raw poulty?

Kind of reminds me of the 'no moleste' bit. You have sexual predators at your hotel and the best you can do is put a slip of cardboard on the door asking them not to do it.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

must be an american thing, remember we don't refrigerate eggs, but just run a decent establishment where the surfaces are clean & the food is cooked safely. FFS!

Happy for ya.

 

[guest]

Hooligans MUST be some kind of front. The poor cooking, the always irrationally standing up for Patrick, just odd behaviour in general.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Hooligans MUST be some kind of front. The poor cooking, the always irrationally standing up for Patrick, just odd behaviour in general.

I keep returning to the Boy Burger on the menu. A burger with unmelted American cheese. It has to be code for some horrific shit.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

" 'Sconsin"? 'Sgusting.

 

[guest]

Hooligans MUST be some kind of front. The poor cooking, the always irrationally standing up for Patrick, just odd behaviour in general.

Artie, I swear on my mother, I didnt burn down Hooligans.

 

[guest]

Our feces fingers will give you food poisoning

But COVID! COVID is a real killer!

 

[Stent]

I don't understand how fat someone has to be that they need to add chocolate chips to their pancakes and bacon.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

...Can't they just serve a fucking regular English breakfast? Eggs (over easy, poached, sunny side up, basted, NOT lazily scrambled) with bacon, sausage, hash browns, toast... too much to ask? Everything with faggots today is tortilla this, Mexico that. I just want eggs, meat, buttered toast and two mugs' worth of coffee or tea.

 

[fenrir]

I don't understand how fat someone has to be that they need to add chocolate chips to their pancakes and bacon.

This fat:

Does that help?

 

[Stent]

This fat:

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Does that help?

Writing a Tiny Tim story while looking like a Dickensian villain.

 

[guest]

...Can't they just serve a fucking regular English breakfast? Eggs (over easy, poached, sunny side up, basted, NOT lazily scrambled) with bacon, sausage, hash browns, toast... too much to ask? Everything with faggots today is tortilla this, br that. I just want eggs, meat, buttered toast and two mugs' worth of coffee or tea.

Nigga you have no right.

You the type of nigga to scrape smegma off your uncircumcised dicks and call it "British breakfasy"

Let the fucking Americans handle their business.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Nigga you have no right.

You the type of nigga to scrape smegma off your uncircumcised dicks and call it "British breakfasy"

Let the fucking Americans handle their business.

You want the white fatsos at Hooligan's to make Hispanic food? That's cultural appropriation, nigga.

 

[guest]

You want the white fatsos at Hooligan's to make Hispanic food? That's cultural appropriation, nigga.

Fuck you

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Fuck you

I'm so glad you're back.

 

[guest]

I'm so glad you're back.

I fucking love you