Dykes are so gross 🤢

[RoTheHo69]

Is Docking gay?

Only for the dockee

 

[Uncle Floyd]

She married? She hot? She got nice hooves?

That's the rub! She's married and not hot. Why was I wasting time with her when the cute Brazilian chick who always smiles at me was sitting thirty feet away? I should have been talking to her about capoeira and fat asses instead.

 

[Stent]

My coworker spent ten minutes talking to me about her kid's daycare. I didn't ask. I didn't care. But I'm such a people pleaser I nodded and "uh huh'd" like I was talking to every other woman who starts a conversation with me.

I wish I had the wherewithal to turn and walk away in the middle of that sort of shit.

You're on the path to being her work husband.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

You're on the path to being her work husband.

I never imagined my Jim-and-Pam story would involve me and a greasy haired four-eyed frump with roseaca and stretch marks.

 

[CuntFucker]