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Go to the park and collect cans for a couple hours and then you can afford a sprinkler yourself and no one has to know about it you fat stupid bitch. I hope her husband leaves her for a younger and sexier coworker
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Why punish him?Sell that rowing machine you never put together from 2 years ago.
Of course what she is saying is that she is going to buy it and play cute/nice for a few days. She might even have to pretend to want to have sex with him even.
She’s all about “smashing the patriarchy” yet her husband has to support the both of them because she’s lazy and useless.They have to hold a family meeting to approve a $12 purchase. Her life is completely miserable and I think that's great.
He married the dud of all duds. She doesn’t work, doesn’t clean, is fat, and is afraid of shopping carts so she can’t even be bothered to get groceries.Work all day, come home to see your layabout wife has publicly belittled you online about some inane drivel. How does this rube not realize he'd be better off without that sad sack?
I still want to speedbag those sloppy hangers before throwing her off a cliff to be honestI'm glad people stopped talking up her lousy tits.
Im sure the one she wants is some cutesy dog specific sprinkler. Its about the same price just much gayer.If you cant buy a $12 sprinkler for the dog ona whim, youve gotta make better choices
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