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Dumb retard posts his own address on Twitter

Harry Powell

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Lol. Fake tough guy Pat clocking in for a few tweets.
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I haven’t been a car guy since I was like 22, but there’s something about Pat saying “v8 MUSCLE CAR” that makes me wish some Milwaukee Jogger would break all of Susan’s windows.

Everyone should read The Last Psychiatrist’s new narcissism posts from 15 years ago. He nails Patrick’s psychology to a tee.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I haven’t been a car guy since I was like 22, but there’s something about Pat saying “v8 MUSCLE CAR” that makes me wish some Milwaukee Jogger would break all of Susan’s windows.

Everyone should read The Last Psychiatrist’s new narcissism posts from 15 years ago. He nails Patrick’s psychology to a tee.
Even calling a 2008 mustang a “muscle car” is ridiculous to anyone that knows anything about cars. If you claim you have a muscle car it should be from the 60s / 70s - not made in the 2000s. It shouldn’t even have power steering to be honest (really had to use your arms back then)
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Torque Wheeler should tell Patrick that the Mustang (and the Camaro, Firebird, etc) is a pony car. Not a muscle car. The Chevelle, the Grand National, the GTO, the Cougar - those are muscle cars.
On the Mary Tyler Moore show Mary drove a mustang. That’s all you need to know. They even had a Mustang II for a couple years made specifically for women. It drives me nuts actual car people don’t call him out for his “I drive a muscle car” claim.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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Not the first time. This is from 2016 and it's still up. Censored because I know you're here, Pig and you'll delete it. Just use your truffle snout and find it, oinkster.
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Always hilarious when we get to see him fuck up a remedial task. That is the dumbest-looking addressed envelope I've ever seen. The return address should be upper left and smaller than the recipient. The recipient should be large and centered on the envelope. Idiot signed the envelope like he's John Hancock because he's a giant narcissist and a retard and then squished the recipient way down in the lower right corner.

Pat's old enough where they taught you this shit in like second grade. So bizarre. A treat for us who like to mock him, though.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Always hilarious when we get to see him fuck up a remedial task. That is the dumbest-looking addressed envelope I've ever seen. The return address should be upper left and smaller than the recipient. The recipient should be large and centered on the envelope. Idiot signed the envelope like he's John Hancock because he's a giant narcissist and a retard and then squished the recipient way down in the lower right corner.

Pat's old enough where they taught you this shit in like second grade. So bizarre. A treat for us who like to mock him, though.
That also stood out to me - who puts the mailing address off to the far right if you’re writing it out? The return you don’t even need your whole name - just your last is fine but why spend so much time on the return address? He’s got some insane levels of narcissism. It’s not like he’s some 20 year old who grew up with e-Mail / paying everything online - he’s 43! Just bizarre and fat.
 

Treat Yourself

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That also stood out to me - who puts the mailing address off to the far right if you’re writing it out? The return you don’t even need your whole name - just your last is fine but why spend so much time on the return address? He’s got some insane levels of narcissism. It’s not like he’s some 20 year old who grew up with e-Mail / paying everything online - he’s 43! Just bizarre and fat.
If he wrote it small it wouldn't show up on Twitter! Also all those other envelopes are blank and he threw them all in the gutter after he took the pic.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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I think “business owner” claim is he runs a bookstore that only sells books written by Patrick S Tomlinson. I remember a while ago he had himself listed as a bookstore since he personally sells books that are written by him. He’s said for years he’s a small business owner but never goes deeper into it.

Also, only boomers would call a mustang a “muscle” car. Last true muscle car was in 1987.
It was never even considered a muscle car. It's a pony car
 
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Hell, VW made a sedan that's faster than that. The Phaeton. Even with the governor it still topped out at 155 (max is north of 200).

(Not a car guy, but have loved large cars since I was a kid.)

Oh, and Mustangs can't fit shit. I had one. I didn't have any below-the-knee amputee friends, so no one ever sat in the backseat. The trunk wasn't terribly useful, either.
 

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Hell, VW made a sedan that's faster than that. The Phaeton. Even with the governor it still topped out at 155 (max is north of 200).

(Not a car guy, but have loved large cars since I was a kid.)
The 4.6 in pats car is a dogshit engine. The older and newer 5.0s coyote and voodoo engines are pretty damn good but pats engine has always been a bad design. Camrys make that kind of power now. His car has been long obsolete in the HP wars. Pat still thinks its fast but it would get smoked by newer cars with less cylinders. His car is not the flex he thinks it is.
 
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