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Dumb pig trying to flex on his “more than a little travel.”

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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In pats drunk head, he thinks he made friends for life. They never have tweeted at him and probably laugh about the fat drunk that ruined his phone and lost their rental car keys because Pat thought taking them into water would be totally fine.

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they probably still laugh about the stubborn pig headed american who insisted his phone was water resistant and it was fine to take it in the water even though they told him not to.

Honestly though I Think the more plausible story is he was dangling over the shit cave and just dropped it.
 

Toothless Enthusiast

Killed by Patrick!
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Remember the picture of him looking at his broken phone whilst sulking in his bed like a little bitch?

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AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
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This historical fiction larp is the best. The details he's choosing to focus on are just so mind numbing. Like it really matters whether tiny tim "drops a cube" or "stirs a spoon" of sugar in the one token cup of tea he'll be forced to have in this dumb book. Its going to be full of irrelevant pop culture references anyway. Every authentic detail he "researches" will be ruined by something idiotic like brexit jokes or victorian space mcdonalds.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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This historical fiction larp is the best. The details he's choosing to focus on are just so mind numbing. Like it really matters whether tiny tim "drops a cube" or "stirs a spoon" of sugar in the one token cup of tea he'll be forced to have in this dumb book. Its going to be full of irrelevant pop culture references anyway. Every authentic detail he "researches" will be ruined by something idiotic like brexit jokes or victorian space mcdonalds.
He spent over an hour do research on if he can type " One lump or two?" meanwhile ( from what he posted) it has a bunch of cliche cockney phrases that the reader gets to deal with.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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This historical fiction larp is the best. The details he's choosing to focus on are just so mind numbing. Like it really matters whether tiny tim "drops a cube" or "stirs a spoon" of sugar in the one token cup of tea he'll be forced to have in this dumb book. Its going to be full of irrelevant pop culture references anyway. Every authentic detail he "researches" will be ruined by something idiotic like brexit jokes or victorian space mcdonalds.
He will definitely talk about some strange concoction referred to as “the hamburger” and it will be served alongside “takeaway” jellied eels
 

Josef Kuminski

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I was always under the impression he “bricked” his phone in order to hide all the evidence that would have pointed him to have hired Torswats. Pats phone is extension of himself, I find hard even for a retard like himself to have done that unintentionally. He is the quintessential “Ugly American”, fat too.
 
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