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Say "hands" more times in one sentence, tubby.
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Are they also powerlifters? They probably don't have her athleticism or power to deliver strikes.I don’t know a single person who fucked their hands up practicing martial arts including people who competed at extremely high tournament levels and/or fought professionally. What a particularly useless lump of shit she must be.
Depends whether or not they have had scurvy apparently.There’s no one in the Pativerse that’s of healthy weight right?
Forgot about her having scurvy. We figured out how to prevent scurvy a few hundred years ago. Turns out it's cheap and easy. Retard.Depends whether or not they have had scurvy apparently.
She wanted to get thin points for being malnourishedWhat was the point of the scurvy story?
Rumour has it she refuses to eat vegetables even to this day.She wanted to get thin points for being malnourished
Typical fat cow - goes to the gym and finds any excuse to complain which means she “couldn’t” do anything while there. The vacuum scared her off so she went home and ate a bag of cookies. Tried to buy food to cook but shopping carts scared her so she ordered DoorDash.
She can't wipe her ass. There's probably unknown folds of fat that have shit deposits.The martial arts she did was Aikido - which is what great big fat person Steven Seagal claims to be an expert in - is mostly slap fight stuff.
I remember she also claimed she “broke her back” which is probably how she gets a disability check since all of these types are on some vague disability scam.
Every Healthy At Every Size fatty has a story like this. Where they were sick/poor/malnourished but were receiving compliments on their weight loss. It's their way of pretending they were in better shape being a pork globe and everyone else doesn't understand fitness. Another favorite larp is pretending they are Fit Fat and can run and lift as much as anyone without losing weightWhat was the point of the scurvy story?
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