Dude at work has a nub for a hand and I always accidentally give him the thumbs up

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Chinese reset

What does that mean?

I got an iv and a turkey sandwich and cranberry juice which was a major score.

COMP'D!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What does that mean?


COMP'D!

Unplug it and plug it back in.

 

[Mustard]

The DMAN was seeing a cutie who had daddy issues because he died in a limo accident.

You we're dating Stephanie McMahon.

 

[BUBBLER]

What does that mean?


COMP'D!

See: Tank Man

 

[alkiefuck2]

Somehow I’m always rude on accident. Things like saying “Chinese reset” in front of Asians or “monkeying around” in front of a black lady once. I think I might be moderately socially inept. Anyone else have some examples? I referred to a broad as “obviously a dike” last week but it was in front of the few people I trust not to care. She has half her teeth and within 5 weeks of employment has had Covid twice. My company still has a rule that it’s a free absence and they don’t make you prove it.

A couple of years ago in college, we were in a lift and an even more mature student said "alkiefuck, you've lost a lot of weight", I replied "aye, I've got aids". She didn't get it but I did get a couple of laughs. Wrong room.. fucking civvies.