Duck rape

[CuntFucker .]

All duck sex looks like rape, pretty much.

"I like rape."

- a male duck

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Joe's gonna get drunk on Jack Daniels and go duck hunting in his backyard.

 

[captain_kamala]

What is the point in raising ducks?

I've been following this Wisconsin duck group and the general consensus is that the government is going to create a disease that makes chicken eggs unsafe and their duck eggs will be valuable and in high demand. Any day now.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I've been following this Wisconsin duck group and the general consensus is that the government is going to create a disease that makes chicken eggs unsafe and their duck eggs will be valuable and in high demand. Any day now.

Everything about that sentence is funny.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Wait til she finds out about those geese that lay golden eggs!
She’s incredibly dumb no wonder she married someone like Fat, but I guess not entirely stupid as she jumped ship.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Is she raising ducks to impress her kids? Look dumny just dig out a pond in your back yard and toss some bread around it. Would’ve saved you a ton of money. The ducks would come to your pond, you wouldn’t even have to pay for them.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She's giving these things a miserable fucking life and that big black duck is going to rape all of her birds to death. Nice kiddie pool with less than a foot of water in it, stupid. That's not a fucking pond, is it?

 

[whippinghuskies]

She's giving these things a miserable fucking life and that big black duck is going to rape all of her birds to death. Nice kiddie pool with less than a foot of water in it, stupid. That's not a fucking pond, is it?

You see any beavers recently?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You see any beavers recently?

I was fishing Friday morning and I saw a big one. It didn't bother me though, it was just doing it's own thing.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I honestly hate how this cunt did no research at all and is relying on her local Facebook group of other rube retards for advice while she's already in the process of winging it with no knowledge. It reminds me of losers I've known who'd never turn down a free pet and then just neglect them all. Just letting their dogs fuck willy-nilly. Normal people don't just let their dogs fuck. Nobody wants the responsibility of the puppies except unemployed pieces of shit who definitely can't take care of them.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Please tell me people aren’t being assholes and using “possy” as a shortened version of possibly. That’s about gay as using obvi
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that didn't even cross my mind, i thought "possy drowning" must be some specific type of duck-rape-drowning

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I honestly hate how this cunt did no research at all and is relying on her local Facebook group of other rube retards for advice while she's already in the process of winging it with no knowledge. It reminds me of losers I've known who'd never turn down a free pet and then just neglect them all. Just letting their dogs fuck willy-nilly. Normal people don't just let their dogs fuck. Nobody wants the responsibility of the puppies except unemployed pieces of shit who definitely can't take care of them.

Oh you’re selling puppies. Do you have papers?
Yeah I have papers, only Zig Zag Orange though
Not rolling papers, stupid, do you have papers for the dog?
What are papers for the dog?
What kind of dogs are these?
Our mutt bitch got pregnant by some other assholes un-neutered dog, so we don’t know. You gonna give us $300 or what?
Nah, bye.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Feel bad for Pat's kid, she looks like she is having trouble balancing herself with that big Pat pumpkin head

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

She's doing her best, for fuck's sake.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'd like to distend my cloaca into @captain_kamala while biting her neck if you know what I mean.

you've beaten what I was about to say, so fair enough

 

[captain_kamala]

She's doing her best, for fuck's sake.

she didnt even know the duck was a dude until facebook told her, now this is her kids introduction to the birds and the bees.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

she didnt even know the duck was a dude until facebook told her, now this is her kids introduction to the birds and the bees.

Have you tried reaching out to her directly to give advice on how to be a good mother?

 

[CuntFucker .]

I honestly hate how this cunt did no research at all and is relying on her local Facebook group of other rube retards for advice while she's already in the process of winging it with no knowledge. It reminds me of losers I've known who'd never turn down a free pet and then just neglect them all. Just letting their dogs fuck willy-nilly. Normal people don't just let their dogs fuck. Nobody wants the responsibility of the puppies except unemployed pieces of shit who definitely can't take care of them.

To be fair, she has a plan in case the ducks don't get along. And asking those questions instead of googling is probably also a form of socializing. I don't understand why all of you are so hard on that dumb cunt.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

To be fair, she has a plan in case the ducks don't get along. And asking those questions instead of googling is probably also a form of socializing. I don't understand why all of you are so hard on that dumb cunt.

Every once in a while you make sense CuntFucker. I have to agree with you here.

 

[SFWA liaison]

One of the ducks had to be taken away after threatening to kill the newborn duckling