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Duck rape update

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Have you ever seen ducks mate?

I was 25 in grad school and had just gotten my Adderall prescription. The doc said DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN PRESCRIBED and I said okay and promptly swallowed 40mgs as soon as the pharmacist handed me the bag.

I stopped at the park on my way home, sat on a bench by the pond, and watched ducks rape each other for three solid, solid hours.


Dey rapin' e'rbody out heeyuh.
Lol yeah they rape hard. I've never actually seen a duck's pecker in person, but if you Google it, they're fucking crazy looking.
 

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