Drunken pig is coming at us hot

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

For any newcomers or government lurkers, no one here is swatting this fat lunatic. The majority are like me and have had no direct contact with him further than a twitter comment expressing how awful the leftovers that constituted the family Thanksgiving dinner he wasn't invited to looked. Most of us just make fun of him on here. The more rambunctious rascals text him directly or have maybe left luncheon meat on the pavement outside his home. Maybe ordered (and paid for) a pizza or 3 to be sent to his slum shack. No one, I repeat no one, here has ever swatted this dolt. Why would we? His oinking is an endless source of mirth. May it never end, inshallah

For real though - I find his antics more entertaining than any major motion picture that has been produced in the last 5 years.

At this point, I really can’t tell if I love him or hate him.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"trying to kill my wife and I"

it's "my wife and me" professional six figure author fat faggot

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

i really hate the way he says family to refer to him and his fat ugly wife. he obviously does it to make people think children are involved.

you’re a married couple fatso, not a family.

"I'm on the Left, so words can mean whatever I say they mean, child."

 

[guest]

For real though - I find his antics more entertaining than any major motion picture that has been produced in the last 5 years.

At this point, I really can’t tell if I love him or hate him.

I definitely am more on the hate side but hate is probably too strong or at least emotional a word. I'm disgusted and appalled by him. He personifies a lot of what's wrong with the world today. He's the embodiment of a lot of the worst things about the internet.

 

[guest]

I hate his perception of the world. The way he looked at those two harmless Trump supporters at Pedocon... The hate in his eyes, the scowl of his fish lips, but too much of a pussy to do anything. He's such an angry little dweeb.

Newsflash pig. Your violent simple hateful ideology is still a violent hateful simple ideology no matter what sect you claim you 1.7 rube. Kill yourself.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[NigelCumia]

Awww the Jan 6 hearing got him all fired up to play The Empire Strikes Back.

 

[Will Tate]

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Question Pat's audacious embellishments and outright lies, and you're automatically the guilty party. Literally how children think. Can't think of any possible way that could come back to bite him in the ass.

 

[Will Tate]

Awww the Jan 6 hearing got him all fired up to play The Empire Strikes Back.

Puke Couchlayer.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Question Pat's audacious embellishments and outright lies, and you're automatically the guilty party. Literally how children think. Can't think of any possible way that could come back to bite him in the ass.

Probably contempt of court.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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that package is a little too generous to be our oinker

 

[SquealersWheel]

Oof, what a reach. Worse shoehorning than a Scott & Todd parody song.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

He's shitfaced.

always back to nerd quotes. unbelievably faggy

 

[Crith Boqth]

We had forums concurrent with the 2nd subs during the ban saga, and pfgtv.org was running like it had 24/7 indian customer support behind it. When Reddit slapped the banhammer, onaforums.com was up immediately. I haven't gone a day without Patposting since Norm/11

 

[guest]

But here's dozens of screenshots of totally real contact form death threats. He obviously doesnt want anyone hearing these voicemails (if they even exist) because they probably sound like this:

[URL unfurl="true"]https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/comedy-advice.mp3[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/cop-confession.mp3[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/one-day-closer.mp3[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/pedo.mp3[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Seth-article.mp3[/URL]

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

that package is a little too generous to be our oinker

Looks like he turned a heapin’ helpin’ of Hoolie’s meatloaf into a big, dry shitloaf.

 

[guest]

Ah yes! That’ll show ‘em! Putting the link on twitter where you’re a cunt to dozens of people everyday is a grand plan. It definitely won’t add some old friends who got lost. Perhaps you should make it your pinned tweet? That will really get under our skin!!!



Thanks for the 5 new brothermen that plug got us! Stupid fuck. Spread the virus, pig, spread the virus…

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

or have maybe left luncheon meat on the pavement outside his home.

@CuntFucker

 

[Will Tate]

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But here's dozens of screenshots of totally real contact form death threats. He obviously doesnt want anyone hearing these voicemails (if they even exist) because they probably sound like this:

https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/comedy-advice.mp3

https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/cop-confession.mp3

https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/one-day-closer.mp3

https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/pedo.mp3

https://apostlegate.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Seth-article.mp3

Whoever that is really hits his Ts hard and sounds incredibly fat.