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BoomerSperg

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He always gets sauced after he gets a thousand plus meaningless virtual back pats from strangers.

Hey Pat, you're still poor, still in debt, and will still use way, too, many, commas in every sentence because you can't write due to being a 1.2 gpa stupid FAGGOT.

When you read this and say "no child" to an empty room, just remember that you gave up your only ACTUAL child for the opportunity to do so fat boy.
 

TorqueWheeler

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Is this his dumb Herd Immunity nonsense or some new shitty idea that will never get published?
Whatever it is it won't be a movie. This dumb, fat idiot refuses to accept that a first time screenwriter writing new IP sci-fi on spec has a billion to one shot of getting picked up in this era.

Now, if it's a play on the zombie genre where all of the many, many hobo's in SF stop shitting on the sides of cars long enough to become a herd of mindless killing machines then he might have a shot.
 

DoctorSteveCarlisi

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Is this his dumb Herd Immunity nonsense or some new shitty idea that will never get published?

He doesn't understand that a script is useless without the proper budget. And we all know the man knows less than nothing about budgets.

"The studio will pay what I tell them to, child."
 

TorqueWheeler

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He doesn't understand that a script is useless without the proper budget. And we all know the man knows less than nothing about budgets.

"The studio will pay what I tell them to, child."
He’s exactly the kind of retard who would somehow manage to get into position and then blow the deal because he demands final say on every decision.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Look…let’s be fair. The San Francisco setting makes a lot of sense. He’s spent a lot of time there and has a real knack for evoking a locale as specific as SF.

He’s also really good with near future—he’s demonstrated this in a lot of his novels.

And of course we *know* he can do screenwriting. He’s shown us.

I think Owen better learn to like the taste of crow.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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I'm going to say something thats going to sound very gay, and you would be probably well within your right to dragon kick me in the chest for it but...
Does any part of you kind of hope he at least finishes something? Like, I don't care if he sells it, but after such a long losing streak, maybe just one little W for Pat? Maybe to show god is merciful or that nature cares for its losers a tiny bit?
I hope so too, I want the public reaction to that absolute garbage on paper he's going to release
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Will San Francisco be in space or will it have fallen into the Bay or Ocean and it somehow becomes an underwater civilization?

Maybe the President's daughter joins a radical alt-right group who have taken over San Francisco and cut it off from mainland California- the President (Pete Buttieg) has former military hero Chelsea Manning sent to San Fran to get his daughter back, punch Nazi's, reopen the bath houses and wrest control from the alt-right radicals, who have turned San Fran into a modern day Norman Rockwell painting.
I was more picturing a future where all the meth heads and opium addicts have complete control of the city and it's just a giant mound of poop
 
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