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Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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He’s fawkin drunk manic and delusional.

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Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I'm going to say something thats going to sound very gay, and you would be probably well within your right to dragon kick me in the chest for it but...
Does any part of you kind of hope he at least finishes something? Like, I don't care if he sells it, but after such a long losing streak, maybe just one little W for Pat? Maybe to show god is merciful or that nature cares for its losers a tiny bit?
 

EraGodless

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He’s fawkin drunk manic and delusional.

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Will San Francisco be in space or will it have fallen into the Bay or Ocean and it somehow becomes an underwater civilization?

Maybe the President's daughter joins a radical alt-right group who have taken over San Francisco and cut it off from mainland California- the President (Pete Buttieg) has former military hero Chelsea Manning sent to San Fran to get his daughter back, punch Nazi's, reopen the bath houses and wrest control from the alt-right radicals, who have turned San Fran into a modern day Norman Rockwell painting.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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I'm going to say something thats going to sound very gay, and you would be probably well within your right to dragon kick me in the chest for it but...
Does any part of you kind of hope he at least finishes something? Like, I don't care if he sells it, but after such a long losing streak, maybe just one little W for Pat? Maybe to show god is merciful or that nature cares for its losers a tiny bit?
I don't want to car crash you. I would like to see him finally finish something and for it to fail spectacularly.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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"long-term novel WiP."
A real writer would want to finish that WiP and not have it be "long-term," but then again real writers write and don't write about writing on Twitter, so what do I know?
To be fair, some can do both well. Pat can do neither well.

I'm going to say something thats going to sound very gay, and you would be probably well within your right to dragon kick me in the chest for it but...
Does any part of you kind of hope he at least finishes something? Like, I don't care if he sells it, but after such a long losing streak, maybe just one little W for Pat? Maybe to show god is merciful or that nature cares for its losers a tiny bit?
No.
 

Hardcore Jewish Nihilism

Ask me about my cock size
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I'm going to say something thats going to sound very gay, and you would be probably well within your right to dragon kick me in the chest for it but...
Does any part of you kind of hope he at least finishes something? Like, I don't care if he sells it, but after such a long losing streak, maybe just one little W for Pat? Maybe to show god is merciful or that nature cares for its losers a tiny bit?
If only to see it fail. It would be massively interesting to see what Rock Bottom looks like, for him.
 
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