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He’s fawkin drunk manic and delusional.
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Will San Francisco be in space or will it have fallen into the Bay or Ocean and it somehow becomes an underwater civilization?
I don't want to car crash you. I would like to see him finally finish something and for it to fail spectacularly.I'm going to say something thats going to sound very gay, and you would be probably well within your right to dragon kick me in the chest for it but...
Does any part of you kind of hope he at least finishes something? Like, I don't care if he sells it, but after such a long losing streak, maybe just one little W for Pat? Maybe to show god is merciful or that nature cares for its losers a tiny bit?
To be fair, some can do both well. Pat can do neither well."long-term novel WiP."
A real writer would want to finish that WiP and not have it be "long-term," but then again real writers write and don't write about writing on Twitter, so what do I know?
No.I'm going to say something thats going to sound very gay, and you would be probably well within your right to dragon kick me in the chest for it but...
Does any part of you kind of hope he at least finishes something? Like, I don't care if he sells it, but after such a long losing streak, maybe just one little W for Pat? Maybe to show god is merciful or that nature cares for its losers a tiny bit?
i think niki just sprays him down with a gardenhose in the back corral.Do some research on dropping a plugged-in appliance into the tub during your weekly bath.
If only to see it fail. It would be massively interesting to see what Rock Bottom looks like, for him.I'm going to say something thats going to sound very gay, and you would be probably well within your right to dragon kick me in the chest for it but...
Does any part of you kind of hope he at least finishes something? Like, I don't care if he sells it, but after such a long losing streak, maybe just one little W for Pat? Maybe to show god is merciful or that nature cares for its losers a tiny bit?
I think we saw his rock bottom when his faucet weiner flopped out of his never wearing underpants robe on televisionIf only to see it fail. It would be massively interesting to see what Rock Bottom looks like, for him.
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