Now I wanna hear the Quran delivered in slam poetry form
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Well most things sound better in slam poetry form
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@We Have Everything did you get your nanosecond of audio last night you fucking impotent faggot?
You lying, lisping little Muslim Mama's boy.
I'm the white bully who made you cry in school.
You lying, lisping little Muslim Mama's boy.
I'm the white bully who made you cry in school.
@We Have Everything you've tried to argue the point but I smashed you every time. You did the retard dawa "how can three be one?!" and when I pointed out that ten people can be one family you shut up. You tried the "Allah just means God in Arabic" and I owned you in hilarious fashion. THAT'S when you started pretending you were too good to put up a fight, lithpster.
He's a phony internet Muslim without principles
You are a fool. You think Mohammed ﷺ was some divinity like your fake "Jesus"? No, he was human, and he did indeed get poisoned by a jew. It did not kill him then, he died 4 years later...are you saying he got "long-poison" like people get long-covid?
Your pea-brained internet religiosity escaped the main point of that narration. When the jewish lady admitted to poisoning the prophet and his companions, he asked why? She said "we wanted to see if you're legit, if you are, you would be informed, if not you'll eat it and die and prove to us you're a false prophet". Just from that genuine explanation, he let her go and didn't kill her. Afterall, the Muslims took her town (Khaibar) its natural the jews would want revenge. If he was a false prophet he wouldn't have stopped immediately after the first bite, and summoned the jewess.
Safiya (his Jewish wife) was from that tribe that tried to poison him...you're out of your element. Stop talking religion with me, bumster.
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Idk shit about Islam but I feel like this is like me just going to Bible .com and trying to interpret scripture myself to own some Christian. I presume there are a thousand different interpretations of the text you cited
I'd just break your jaw irl...debates are overrated. All you need to do is look at the fruits, Islam grows, Christianity dies...always.
Ex Muslims are all secret Muslim soldiers too, dont ever accept their conversion to Christ, never trust them hehe.
Didn't an Ex Muslim run over a crowd of Germans last night? So he was a secret Muslim soldier?
Lol no you wouldn't.
Because you're unable to debate.
It grew you. So no thanks.
You live in a Christian country and pretend to be one.
Nobody does trust you.
In real life I would little-brother you. You're a faggot from the BodyBuilding forums where people like you commit suicide. But you lack the sense to carry through with it.
Don't EVER trust ex muslims...why do you think I feel some kind of way about the Iranian orphan? Don't trust them.
You've never been in a fight. Your mother defended you too much. It's why you lack masculine attributes and meet women on the internet.
My parents made me fight bullies. @We Have Everything your parents invited them to your birthday.
How DARE you slander the prophet Isa!!!!! I'm done with you!!!!
This is just ball busting because it's funny. He probably died of syphilis. Now respond to the spell cast on him and the fact that he ran home crying and trembling to his wife after a demon visited him.
He was poisoned by a jewess. The implications of that are maybe open to debate but it was recorded as such.
He's more than likely be Shia then anyways so even if he stayed a Muslim you wouldn't trust him
Without a doubt, and they're the biggest Christian converts.