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The funniest thing is they will argue that Jesus isn't the Messiah because he didn't fulfill the following:Jesus fulfilled almost every single prophecy of the Old Testament. It is impossible to say that he did or didn’t fulfill all of them because of how ancient and lost the original documents/language was. That being said, the majority confirmed by the New Testament/Roman testimony (by the way, they hated him because he was riling up the Jews) in front of their faces. This is why I said only the crazy ones were left. He was beloved by the Rabbis, then betrayed by the most zealot. How is their Messiah going to fulfill what they believe in now? Who the fuck is riding a donkey into Jerusalem now? Besides a beheaded Palestinian.
Even with that quote, Jesus fulfilled 2 of them. The Romans burned down the second temple shortly after his death, and he obviously gathered the Jews in Jerusalem. It’s not like the Romans one day just said “You know what? Fuck this second temple. Let’s burn it down!”. It was a direct of result of His actions. So the third temple will be because of Him. I don’t remember the last one. Their problem is, God didn’t give them a direct timeline and then make sure every loophole wasn’t filled when he told them this.The funniest thing is they will argue that Jesus isn't the Messiah because he didn't fulfill the following:
"In Judaism, the Messiah is expected to be a descendant of David who will: Gather the Jews back to Israel, Establish an era of peace, Build the Third Temple, and Re-institute the Sanhedrin."
Except the 2nd temple was still standing so clearly they just changed the prophecy after the fact.
Flipping the tables on those dirty kikes also counts since he cleansed it of their filthEven with that quote, Jesus fulfilled 2 of them. The Romans burned down the second temple shortly after his death, and he obviously gathered the Jews in Jerusalem. It’s not like the Romans one day just said “You know what? Fuck this second temple. Let’s burn it down!”. It was a direct of result of His actions. So the third temple will be because of Him. I don’t remember the last one. Their problem is, God didn’t give them a direct timeline and then make sure every loophole wasn’t filled when he told them this.
Let me understand.
There's a message board somewhere that is hyperfocused on DMAN's old BFF and job from 20 years ago... Sure dude. Yup. Are you saying you're part of a FB group about your old job? You stalk an ex on Facebook? What are you saying?
New Yorker is not a nationality dumb dumb.I'm a New Yorker from America. My parents are New Yorker's from America. Four grandparents are New Yorkers from America.
I'm a New Yorker from America.
It must steam your clams to be forcefully identified with something you. Clearly resent.
You have never once made me laugh. I know you like to vague post about what you did so you can take credit. Your contributions meant nothing. The quality of the show was not at all effected by your departure.Yet you laughed and laughed and laughed at every thing I brought to the table as Senior Producer for 9 years, so just stop already. It's asinine.
You can't ethnically be a religion. All 4 of my grandparents were born in NY, I don't give a fuck beyond that. You do. ALL you want to do is be able to stick a fucking star of David on me so you can point and laugh. Any argument at all to force the conclusion YOU want. Get fucked already with this shit. You're a Buddhist. Dumb fucking Bhud. How's that make you feel? Nothing? Maybe now you get it.
You have never once made me laugh.
Your contributions meant nothing.
Give us a list of your Greatest Hits, Danny. I remember once you took credit for the Jimmy Dean sausitch bit. Which FUCKING SUCKED.How the fuck would you know?
Do you think being a producer meant being funny on the air? That was my job to you? Writing jokes for myself on the air?
You wouldn't know what they were.
Give us a list of your Greatest Hits, Danny. I remember once you took credit for the Jimmy Dean sausitch bit. Which FUCKING SUCKED.
Here's like a 29 video comp of over 60 hours of content. Have fun.
But I never took Fluff to the dome, so...I stink.
Dan Loss’s contribution to the show was reading Digg and Break.com. What a fucking loser.
Here's like a 29 video comp of over 60 hours of content. Have fun.
But I never took Fluff to the dome, so...I stink.
What happened to posting you art that you claim is worth more than my car? Danny Ross is a broke loser.That's right. Being on the pulse of the internet as it happened was part of the reason O&A held on as long as they did. It's why FoundryMusic posted links to HomestarRunner every week. Us young'uns were why you, who's probably 30, know of them. Than, Travis, Derek, Sam and I lifted O&A into the 2000's. What that shithouse would have been without us, I have no idea.
Here's like a 29 video comp of over 60 hours of content. Have fun.
But I never took Fluff to the dome, so...I stink.
What happened to posting you art that you claim is worth more than my car? Danny Ross is a broke loser.
Move the goalpost. Change the narrative.
I have a flat file full of shit going back 15 years. Sold Banksy, Invader, old classic Mondo pieces, Jerkface originals, etc. Posting on a forum doesn't change reality. Tell you what. Do the legwork, yeah? See how much you can get for three 36" x 36" original Jerkface canvas OK? Lemme know. :)
I sold one 12 x 12 for $7,000. One.
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