I mean it's not like anybody eats Big Macs anyway
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Dovid turning the screws
- Thread starter Zeroman
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BenDovid
What if it's only a team of 8 making the Big Mac's?
BenDovid
Why don't you call his show and ask him. Fuck I'm supposed to know.
cachorro
It’s because you know where the toddlers are buried, isn’t it!?
Ben Dovid, what was the name of the girl Nana was hooking up with that killed herself? What happened? I'll hang up and listen.
JonBenet
BenDovid
I can't remember, it was a long time ago. I think she was a Paltalk girl. Looked like Hatchet Face from Cry-Baby. I don't think it was a more than just a one-off but I remember she killed herself not too long after they hooked up.
Did Anthony feel any sadness? You know, he hates sadness.
Can't blame her
Wasn't it Raelyn with the spider tattoos on her boobs?
BenDovid
Nope. Totally different person, 100%.
What was the Radio Wizard's last name? They always just said Gary. I want to look up what he is doing now.
BenDovid
Schoenwetter. He's still at SXM.
@BenDovid you once made a joke about Sam selling NotSam merch at a convention and how it reminded you of what Big Kev would do. Other than his call ins to the show, I never once heard of Big Kev or his Geek Stuff show. Was the show popular? Was Big Kev popular on the convention circuit? Was the show on XM, the internet or syndicated? Always wondered.
And you're getting monthly welfare checks, jewster.
David's dad was the one that lured her with pot and alcohol when the lil guy was in the looney bin. He promised her a job at XM and grabbed her pussy and squeezed her tits really hard while staring at her menacingly.
BenDovid
I wasn't a fan. It was a favor to throw Kev a show on the Saturday Night Virus. Kev wanted to be on once a month while I was juggling Uninformed, Black Philip, Lazlow, Than & Sam and others. I don't know why Kev thought he deserved a weekly show but if my choice for the next Saturday is Bill Burr or Fat fucking Toy Store Kev, I'm choosing Bill every time. I saw Big Kev at Monster Mania in NJ back in like 2006. Big WOW logo behind him. Glossy 8x10's ready to go. Not one person around his table, nobody had any fucking idea who he was. It's a horror movie con and he's literally a guy who's been on the air a few times. That's it. The fact that he was there with 8x10's and sharpies was enough to make me want to ridicule him for the rest of his days. He really thought he was this wicked untapped talent for being to book Sam Jones or doing a LEGO set on the air.
Big Kev, if you're reading this, fuck you ya smelly loaf.