Does this faggot even leave his house anymore?

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He got a home gym for “Covid reasons” but can’t be bothered to go to the attic. He rarely left the house much even before Covid. Fat.

I don't think he really has any reason to leave the house. He has no friends, no job*, and no obligations. He spent over $2,000 on a home gym that he doesn't use and $75/month on a gym membership that he doesn't use. I think his whole day is wake up, move to the couch, use his phone for 14 hours, then go back to bed. Mix in a bunch of food and shit breaks and that's his day sorted.

*I'm still unclear if he does the insurance thing anymore but if he does, he's self-employed and works from home.

 

[N64 Cube]

This kind of content is what Pat’s followers have a demand for

 

[Stent]

Rated PFG 13

 

[HeyItsVos]

How lonely is this man?

Very

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

I don't think he really has any reason to leave the house. He has no friends, no job*, and no obligations. He spent over $2,000 on a home gym that he doesn't use and $75/month on a gym membership that he doesn't use. I think his whole day is wake up, move to the couch, use his phone for 14 hours, then go back to bed. Mix in a bunch of food and shit breaks and that's his day sorted.

*I'm still unclear if he does the insurance thing anymore but if he does, he's self-employed and works from home.

At least in the warmer weather he gets to enjoy a backyard fire in those super comfy chairs he made.

 

[MonsterSteve]

What can Brown do for you?

Niki:

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

It's like one of those old comedy movies. This is the trailer:

This is Niki. She doesn't like working and she's figured out a fool proof plan to never work again...

"I'm telling you, Jen. No more 9 to 5 for me."

... but there's something she didn't plan for.

"Hello my name is Patrick Tomlinson."

record scratch

"You married a retard?!"
"I didn't know I would get a retard!"

Now Niki is about to find out how not working is a whole lot of work.

"Two trucks! Two trucks! Look Niki! Two trucks! Niki!"
"Shut up, Patrick!"
"I'm telling the internet!"
"What have I done!"

This would only be true if Niki was played by, Rob Schneider.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

He needed a police escort from the courtroom to feel protected from a rubber dogshit salesman

Watching the officer escort him away in that ill fitting suit was pretty funny

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Watching the officer escort him away in that ill fitting suit was pretty funny

Any clip of his full body in motion is hilarious and bizarre. He walks unlike anyone I've ever seen. There was this autistic kid at my school who would pretend to be a dinosaur and that's the closest comparison I can think of.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He spent over $2,000 on a home gym that he doesn't use and $75/month on a gym membership that he doesn't use.

I think he uses (lol) the home gym and keeps the gym membership for using the steam room. Fucking wasteful pig.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

Watching the officer escort him away in that ill fitting suit was pretty funny

I can't forget that weird walk. Its bothered me for months.

 

[RickReternal]

I don't think he really has any reason to leave the house. He has no friends, no job*, and no obligations. He spent over $2,000 on a home gym that he doesn't use and $75/month on a gym membership that he doesn't use. I think his whole day is wake up, move to the couch, use his phone for 14 hours, then go back to bed. Mix in a bunch of food and shit breaks and that's his day sorted.

*I'm still unclear if he does the insurance thing anymore but if he does, he's self-employed and works from home.

He drinks a lot, too. Alcohol.

 

[Stent]

This would only be true if Niki was played by, Rob Schneider.

He would need to gain a little weight but I can see it.

There was this autistic kid at my school who would pretend to be a dinosaur

Have you looked up his YouTube channel? They all seem to have one.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It's tough when you've been told not to spend any more money and you're not welcome anywhere anymore anyway.

When was the last time Pat posted a picture or even mentioned being at Hoolies?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Any clip of his full body in motion is hilarious and bizarre. He walks unlike anyone I've ever seen. There was this autistic kid at my school who would pretend to be a dinosaur and that's the closest comparison I can think of.

Stop being a fucking dinosaur! And get a job!

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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can't forget that weird walk. Its bothered me for months.

There's an even better one with his pink "I'm here to welp" shirt when he was protesting anti-pedo activists. He's following another guy around, very literally like a dog. You get to see his fucked up little awkward march-walk from the side profile.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

This is one of the funniest Pat L’s of all time to me. So many people used the covid shit to get into shape, try to be more active, get outside, etc. Not Pig, but he took the opportunity to brag about his “home gym” while putting on at least 15lbs

And he didn't finish a single novel in that time. But those pallet chairs...hoo boy!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He got a home gym for “Covid reasons” but can’t be bothered to go to the attic. He rarely left the house much even before Covid. Fat.

It took him a year to even put it together.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

Fitness Pat is in my top 3 most annoying Pats. We have eyes, fatso. You arent fooling anybody.

 

[Turry Fawks]

He's a real duplexbody get it it's like homebody but he's fat WE HEARRRRD YOUUUUUU