Does nobody know how to use a microwave anymore?

[NortheastPhilly]

The stuff I see people do at work is mindblowing. I once saw a guy microwave a slice of pizza inside a ziploc bag. Are these guys just retarded or is this now the norm where people are unaware that most containers cant be microwaved?

The microwave etiquette in this country is in the tubes, and it pisses me right off.

 

[Stent]

I figure the heart disease from the pizza will kill them before the cancer from the plastic. Although some people seem to defy the odds.

 

[aRTie02150]

Had a retarded coworker try to warm up water in the microwave. He used one of those cups that have water inside the walls of the cup, with glitter and stuff. All I smelled was melting plastic, I go in there and the cup is melting in the microwave. He wasn't even in the room. I yelled at him for being an idiot and threw his stupid melted cup against the wall.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Had a retarded coworker try to warm up water in the microwave. He used one of those cups that have water inside the walls of the cup, with glitter and stuff. All I smelled was melting plastic, I go in there and the cup is melting in the microwave. He wasn't even in the room. I yelled at him for being an idiot and threw his stupid melted cup against the wall.

 

[guest]

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Hey maaaaaan ooooooow

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Hey maaaaaan ooooooow

Fucking fascist, child!

 

[guest]

Fucking fascist, child!

Hey man there's a BEVERAGE here!

(Purposely dumps beer on Fatricks computer)

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Any of you ever dropped the disc from the wave

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Can any of these chinks design a microwave that makes zero beeping noise?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

China P. Arnold - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

She certainly did know how to use one.

In August 2005, when China Arnold and her children lived with her boyfriend, Terrell Talley, in a housing complex in Dayton, Ohio, there was an argument over Paris' paternity, after which 28-day-old Paris was placed in a microwave oven for what analysts estimate was longer than two minutes. Medical experts said the baby died after her temperature reached between 107 to 108 degrees Fahrenheit. She had no external burns, but did suffer high-heat internal injuries.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

China P. Arnold - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

She certainly did know how to use one.

In August 2005, when China Arnold and her children lived with her boyfriend, Terrell Talley, in a housing complex in Dayton, Ohio, there was an argument over Paris' paternity, after which 28-day-old Paris was placed in a microwave oven for what analysts estimate was longer than two minutes. Medical experts said the baby died after her temperature reached between 107 to 108 degrees Fahrenheit. She had no external burns, but did suffer high-heat internal injuries.

LOL. They had to put a baby doll in a plastic case for the jurors to see what it looked like when a baby was in a microwave. Like the image in your head ain't bad enough... and they made it a white baby, too! What jury wants to see a white baby in a box like that?! How did the defense allow that?!?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I've had multiple people ask me with concern what I was doing when I was adjusting power settings on their microwave. Not everything needs all 1000-1500 watts all the time.

That being said, just because the plastic wrap says it's microwave safe doesn't mean you should do it.

 

[guest]

The stuff I see people do at work is mindblowing. I once saw a guy microwave a slice of pizza inside a ziploc bag. Are these guys just retarded or is this now the norm where people are unaware that most containers cant be microwaved?

The microwave etiquette in this country is in the tubes, and it pisses me right off.

What else is on your mind, Howard Beale?

 

[Mc.Faggot]

it's shocking how many people can't change a tire

someone asked me if I knew how to and I almost took a swing at them I was so offended

know what really bothers me, no one washes the tops of their cans before they open them, it's fucking gross

 

[guest]

know what really bothers me, no one washes the tops of their cans before they open them, it's fucking gross

That's not even mildly gross compared to people who take their cell phones into the bathroom to take a shit.

That stink you're smelling is the stench of your feces particles in the air, falling all over the screen of your phone that you put up to your ear and mouth to use. And people use their feces fingers to swipe more shit particles all over the screen. Fucking disgusting animals.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I stay away from work microwaves like I stay away from Harlem.

 

[guest]

That's not even mildly gross compared to people who take their cell phones into the bathroom to take a shit.

That stink you're smelling is the stench of your feces particles in the air, falling all over the screen of your phone that you put up to your ear and mouth to use. And people use their feces fingers to swipe more shit particles all over the screen. Fucking disgusting animals.

That's when I do my Pat posting

 

[Mc.Faggot]

That's not even mildly gross compared to people who take their cell phones into the bathroom to take a shit.

It's actually much grosser child

Most people don't lick their phones little one

My shit doesn't stink, hush now

 

[aRTie02150]

Can any of these chinks design a microwave that makes zero beeping noise?

Mine has a setting to shut off be key beeping noises. I love it.