Cap only likes special good boys like me, child. Brace for impact.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Does... does he think Captain America is real?
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Cap only likes special good boys like me, child. Brace for impact.
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Note the pedophile under him who actually posted a screenshot of a comic book to back Pat up
Things like this is why, as time goes on, I hate people more and more.
Grow the Fuck up and act like a man, you soybean-oil ingesting couch-leech.
Grow the Fuck up and act like a man, you soybean-oil ingesting couch-leech.
When did they niggify captain america?
And he’s a shitty actor too, him and Helmsworth can’t have a hit movie unless they’re playing a superhero. With how mentally ill Pat is I think he does believe Chris Evans is actually Captain America.
Somebody here posted an article about the correlation between extreme leftists and mental illness yesterday.
More evidence to throw on the pile.
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IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!!
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He played in that bomb about the Iceman as another hitman, after he was Captain America, it was a movie that grossed like 3 million lol.
Annoying douche bag
You know, he's not a terrible actor in my view - but barring Knives Out, he picks the worst fucking movies.
He looks like an asshole, so he should embrace playing one more often. He'd probably make a killing.
Cap? maybe you need special permission to call him Cap. like you are with calling you Pat
His very first role in Not Another Teen Movie is still his best. Same with Sean Penn in Fast Times and of course Jeff Goldblum in Death Wish.
Not shocking, he played a vain idiot. And while I really like Winter Soldier - the only good movie out of that fucking line of crap - he LOOKS like a vain idiot. Whether he is or not, that kind of role works best for him.
Funny thing, too - he didn't want to try out for that Captain America role after Fantastic Four. They begged him and his manager pushed him. And that dumb role was the only thing that kept him remotely in demand for those years, everything else he did (including his independent directorial debut) was an utter dud.
I see this Fuck begging to come back to that role at some point.
Captain Rape didn't sell well.
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Funny story, "Cap" is actually Chris and Chris is as gay as the day is long.
Is that supposed to be an insult? Who on earth would care?
He could have renewed his Disney contract and made a comfortable living churning out Captain America films. But he leaves with RDJ and ScarJo to go do an Apple+ series about "THEY SAY MY SONS A MURDERER BUT I STAND BY HIM!" Good decision, Shelly Long.
Even a 10 year would find that insult corny as fuck and just laugh at it.
It's like an autism factory exploded in this man's brain.