- Forum Clout
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That dumb haircut is worth at least 5,999,999 deaths. He barely broke even, schlemeel.
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- Forum Clout
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I got laid a decent amount in my 20s, but I got off on the sleaziness of going to Asian massage parlors (AMP} too from time to time. I could have called up a lady friend, but participating in the misery and destructive nature of human trafficking really turned me on, you know?
- Forum Clout
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If you want to make it not feel weird go for either really cheap or really expensive.
With the former you can have a laugh at the ridiculousness of fucking some old chink like a jackhammer. The latter you can justify it thinking there’s no way a girl that hot would ever fuck you for free and it’s a life experience.
With the former you can have a laugh at the ridiculousness of fucking some old chink like a jackhammer. The latter you can justify it thinking there’s no way a girl that hot would ever fuck you for free and it’s a life experience.