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I've never been (genuinely). Do they just makes you feel worse inside or are they worth it?
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A bit of tlouble in paladise, huh?
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You seem like the kind of guy who'd fall in love with a hooker after one visit and either end up inadvertently funding her and her biker boyfriend's drug habits after buying her stories of financial woe or get hurt by her pimp/brothel heavies after pestering her for a few days.
Short answer - no prostitutes for you.
Short answer - no prostitutes for you.
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Nah my issue is all the chicks i sleep with fall in love with me (i know, i know) and i feel fuckin awful coz i just want a no strings attached thing unless she can give my kids perfect genes. So i figure prostitutes would get rid of a lot of anxiety there.
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Only through car windows, but I have seen plenty of them. One stole my glasses.
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Lol. Ever caught anything? I heard you can get herpes even with a condom.
Do they fulfill a need or make you feel like shit as soon as you cum?
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Poor phrasing on my part. I meant the closest I've been is looking at them through car windows, not that I engaged their services. I don't have any, but I do know HSV1/2 can be present on the pubic area as well as the genitals themselves, so I think yeah you probably can catch it that way. I feel like shit after I cum regardless, never seriously considered paying that much up front for it.
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Yechhh. They should make a condom that covers the whole pubic area.
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Well there's your answer.
And no offence, but I'd hold off on having kids until you're in a place where you're not asking for woman advice from this place
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I'm not sure that being a philanderer is worse than being a whoremonger, both of them seem like empty pursuits. A sex-trafficked Brotslavian 11/10 isn't going to fill the void that all the panfaces and etc didn't manage to fill, either.
Cannot emphasize this enough.
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I get antsy if I'm in a hotel room out of town and I don't have a whore sucking me off.
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Usually been good experiences? Any awful ones?
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I've had a few, mostly bad experiences but a few good ones. I had one suck me off in my car, raw, one of the best blowjobs I've ever had. I prefer Korean massage ladies, they usually wash your cock after the deed. Crack/Meth whores are the worst, they usually shove me away mid-nut, which is a bummer. Somehow I've never caught anything, and I've fucked prostitutes in Mexico, raw. I miss Juarez & the many lovely whores there. Bitches are fickle, YMMV & all that shit.
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just try it once its not like they can find you once you dropped your load
their main goal is to get you to jizz as quickly as possible so you will likely get your money worth, some of the awful ones just know you have to pay once you are in the room so they will start fucking with you trying to get you to pay and get out of the room without serving you. i remember one asked me to wear a fawking mask during covid, it was such a dick softener so i asked if she can jack me off instead and she wanted more money, i got so mad and left mang
really depends on what you are looking for, do you want the one that act like they enjoy it like porn or someone that just keep quiet while you try to slime? i prefer the latter
their main goal is to get you to jizz as quickly as possible so you will likely get your money worth, some of the awful ones just know you have to pay once you are in the room so they will start fucking with you trying to get you to pay and get out of the room without serving you. i remember one asked me to wear a fawking mask during covid, it was such a dick softener so i asked if she can jack me off instead and she wanted more money, i got so mad and left mang
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The reason to get a hooker is to get what you haven't had, check off the proverbial boxes
If I wanted to dive into a big fat pair of beefers but don't want to chubby chase, then I'd look for one on tryst
If I wanted to dive into a big fat pair of beefers but don't want to chubby chase, then I'd look for one on tryst
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I had a whore sing the entirety of "Alone" by Heart to me in a room full of people.
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I had a masseuse sing Buddy Holly songs to me, she could barely speak english but she knew all the words. She massaged me, blew me, got on top & rode me till I came, then more massage until the hour was up. A+ experience. Totally worth the $40USD I paid.
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