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Does anyone have the clip of Jim & Sam on Bar Rescue?

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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Didn't Jim order a bloody Mary? Don't most people drink those earlier in the day, like at brunch or something, and not at night? I thought a real alcoholic would know that.
You order a Bloody Mary in the morning with breakfast. No one just orders them. If you’re ordering a bloody Mary and it’s not about to be, or has been, a week/weekend of drinking, you’re a retarded person. Bloody Mary’s are something you can get “Virgin” which is why he probably ordered it.
 

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You order a Bloody Mary in the morning with breakfast. No one just orders them. If you’re ordering a bloody Mary and it’s not about to be, or has been, a week/weekend of drinking, you’re a retarded person. Bloody Mary’s are something you can get “Virgin” which is why he probably ordered it.
You drink in the morning? I don't know man, it's a tough one. Maybe you should go to a meeting of that group that I can't talk about because they're anonymous
 

Gay Faggot.

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You drink in the morning? I don't know man, it's a tough one. Maybe you should go to a meeting of that group that I can't talk about because they're anonymous
You fucking sssccccummmmmbaaag!!!!! Real alcoholics don’t drink bloody Mary’s. They have a beer when they’re 19 and go to rehab.

There’s too many ingredients for a Bloody Mary to be an alcoholics drink. The intent is the same as “hair of the dog”. To stop the hangover from the night before.
 
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