Does Anyone Else Want To Do The Christmas Special?

[Turk February]

My father disowned me because of my OCD and Tourette's. It was too shameful to him.

 

[Kinderman]

I grew up with a Russian kid who's mother was a mail order bride. Biggest hanging gardens of Babylon you've ever seen. Just beautiful Tsarista milk bags. Fuck.

Anyways, 20 years later we still kept in touch by text. I had a plan of sorts. I was going to acquire some property, let the guy live on it, as long as he could provide for himself. Before I could pull the trigger, he developed full-blown alcoholism and a benzo addiction, was getting totally wasted and obsessing about fucking his own mothers hefty feedbags. Havent spoke to the guy since. He's probably in jail or dead, or wearing his moms face as a mask.

I think a lot of Canadians have their own Russian Project. Why are ya'll so fucked?

Me scrolling the thread and hitting these comments

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

you know I'll do it & make it better than you could even imagine [evidence not available] ... just have the balls to ask (Boq did).

Manifest your destiny with a simple request... the balls are in your court now...

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

My father disowned me because of my OCD and Tourette's. It was too shameful to him.

look dude, I saw that bait & switch coming (oOooOH!) from the first syllable, better jokes please if we're gonna do an Xmas special. Deliberately bad can only go so-far... it's a fun way to start, but then adding clever jokes in a layered fashion...

(I usually get paid for this, so fuck off!)

 

[Turk February]

look dude, I saw that bait & switch coming (oOooOH!) from the first syllable, better jokes please if we're gonna do an Xmas special. Deliberately bad can only go so-far... it's a fun way to start, but then adding clever jokes in a layered fashion...

(I usually get paid for this, so fuck off!)

Lol. That wasn't a joke you dumb fuck. I was leaking more personal information cuz I can't sleep.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Lol. That wasn't a joke you dumb fuck. I was leaking more personal information cuz I can't sleep.

call me a dumb fuck on-air

you're all brave while infected & homeless, how about we sort this out like MEN! (remotely behind microphones)

 

[MasterPosHonor]

I need a straight man

You might be fishing in the wrong pond here buddy

 

[Turk February]

You might be fishing in the wrong pond here buddy

I didn't mean sexuality. I meant it in the comedic sense. I know this is and LGBTQ forum. I wouldn't be here otherwise.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

I didn't mean sexuality. I meant it in the comedic sense. I know this is and LGBTQ forum. I wouldn't be here otherwise.

I've been meaning to look at your channel for a while but I haven't yet. Please advise.

 

[Turk February]

I've been meaning to look at your channel for a while but I haven't yet. Please advise.

This is probably my proudest work but I'm admittedly very drunk and tired when recording. I had stayed up (actually mostly laying on the floor) for 2 weeks straight following the story.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

This is probably my proudest work but I'm admittedly very drunk and tired when recording. I had stayed up (actually mostly laying on the floor) for 2 weeks straight following the story.

Bad marketing by Turk February™... hook them in with this:

 

[HH Brother]

I need a straight man who can commit to a 2 hour show on Christmas.

Tune in to Live from the Funsterpound Christmas eve, Turkster. Deb is going to sing o holy night while diddling her old powdered wig cooch while I sip egg nog with Flava Flav. Phone lines will be open.

 

[Turk February]

Tune in to Live from the Funsterpound Christmas eve, Turkster. Deb is going to sing o holy night while diddling her old powdered wig cooch while I sip egg nog with Flava Flav. Phone lines will be open.

Flavia Flav. The most dangerous alter ego.

 

[Turk February]

Dan Mullen has just been fucking a popular black hypeman this whole time and deluded himself into thinking it was a Brazilian woman. He knows he was wrong when he's alone, but refuses to admit it.

 

[We Have Everything]

Flavia Flav. The most dangerous alter ego.

Instead of a clock its a toilet seat...

 

[Turk February]

Founding member of the famous 90s rap group Public Bathroom.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

In all seriousness I'm super bummed Boq refuses to do any comedy show with me. I hope someone will. I'm sick of doing this shit alone or with me regular team. I wanna do a show for the forums. The thanksgiving thread was so much fun and I want to do something neat for Christmas.

For what? You have a youtube channel?

My wife will probably be out of the country for Christmas so I could have a few Guinness and talk some shit on it I guess?

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

The serious answer is there is no greater shame to a Russian than mental illness so a lot of people let it fester without help and become intolerable. I hate it about our culture.

Lol I’m ashamed of being mentally ill so I better drink myself into the grave at age 46 and molest my own daughter so my wife aborts our next child! That’ll improve my reputation!

America is a decaying corpse of a society too, but Russia is a soul-crushing hellhole of absolute despair. Nice culture, stupid.

 

[Turk February]

Lol I’m ashamed of being mentally ill so I better drink myself into the grave at age 46 and molest my own daughter so my wife aborts our next child! That’ll improve my reputation!

America is a decaying corpse of a society too, but Russia is a soul-crushing hellhole of absolute despair. Nice culture, stupid.

I've converted to Canadianism as a kid. In 2025 we have a tiny bit of hope.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm all fawkin in


Is what I'd say if I wasn't going to be celebrating secular Christmas with my family