Do you think this girls hair is as good as mine

[captain_kamala]

Ohhh don't you fucking sass me, you stupit bitch. This shit is NOT for human consumption. The Indians at the Mexican restaurant are trying to fucking kill me and you're sassing me? You're lucky I don't drown you. I love you and when I die I want you to have all of my ghostly possessions.

I love you too Abe but I'll probably die before you do.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

She's awfully black to be having hair like that. I'm impressed.

Maybe she's an aborigini

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I love you too Abe but I'll probably die before you do.

If you die first can I have your sons so they can act as my own personal Funky Bunch?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You're our first, better black hair

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Public hair?

 

[DMAN]

It's hilarious how impressed with themselves black women get just because they aren't completely bald headed. Nice bigotry of low expectations on yourself, stupid.

 

[captain_kamala]

If you die first can I have your sons so they can act as my own personal Funky Bunch?

If you promise you'll take good care of them

 

[captain_kamala]

It's hilarious how impressed with themselves black women get just because they aren't completely bald headed. Nice bigotry of low expectations on yourself, stupid.

Stop hating what is your problem

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What irrelevant subject does she teach?

Where the fuck did you find all these fancy Humpty Dumpties? That's Humpty. Pronounced with an Umpty.

 

[DMAN]

Stop hating what is your problem

But I don't wanna lose contact with anybuddy. I want to be part of the shheeeow. I thought we were frieeends? NO! Please don't take my wig! People are looking at me!!! Everyone is looking at me!!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you promise you'll take good care of them

Yeah, I'll die for my Funky Bunch. They can spot me while I get swole and stand behind me looking cool and black while I rap about how drugs are whack.

 

[Stent]

Where the fuck did you find all these fancy Humpty Dumpties? That's Humpty. Pronounced with an Umpty.

Colorado Springs. Someone made cool little Humpties and then a bunch of faggots started doing pop culture themed ones and ruined the bit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Colorado Springs. Someone made cool little Humpties and then a bunch of faggots started doing pop culture themed ones and ruined the bit.

Is there an Abe Vigoda themed Humpty?

 

[captain_kamala]

it is crazy how much hair texture is more a determinnt for race than even skin color or bone structure...when i shave my head I am like a Kevin Garnett clone and nobody gives me the time of day, but my hair a bit longer, and it flutters in the wind...and im given honorary non-nigger status. Unreal.

btw OP has thicker hair than you, you are basically Brett Hart 2.0

You are a nigger your hair might be nice but whatever my hair is way prettier than hers or yours. Back off.

 

[Stent]

Is there an Abe Vigoda themed Humpty?

I sent in a proposal to have this one redone as an Abe Vigoda. I feel it's close in spirit already. I asked for the book to be replaced with a handgun to represent Fish. Haven't heard back yet.

 

[HH Brother]

What irrelevant subject does she teach?

I teach funsternomics, funster.

 

[captain_kamala]

I teach funsternomics, funster.

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I feel like I could bust that nigga head open and find all kinda equity compensation inside

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I teach funsternomics, funster.

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holy shit this one might be my second favorite after that fucking bumblebee one you did, that one had me crying laughing

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I sent in a proposal to have this one redone as an Abe Vigoda. I feel it's close in spirit already. I asked for the book to be replaced with a handgun to represent Fish. Haven't heard back yet.

Damn, that does look like me. That's a handsome little egg right there. He needs a brown suit and fedora as well. I'm sure they'll get right on it.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

No I think your hair is better.