Do you think Patrick misses us?

[Cyberatorquer]

Go make love to your beautiful wife dont think about pat

You can congregate with your wife any time you wish as she lacks free will.
NPS needs to return soon.

 

[guest]

We're not /completely/ out of the pat business, for old times sake... it's a recession proof side hustle ....the jaaaaaaacket.....sniff....

 

[DiarrheaDick]

...and nobody will believe him.

I think you meant to say nobody will care.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

If he had the money and hadn't burned his bridge with TorSwats, he would probably be breaking out another self SWATting right about now to regain our attention.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He also gained a few lbs

Puhhaps more den dat.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Someday Pat will be sitting in a bar trying to explain how he once tweeted that Norm Macdonald wasn't funny so an Opie & Anthony message board spent 5 years ruining his life and nobody will believe him.

He would never tell a defensive story. It would be how he conquered a criminally obssesed forum, using his superior wit and intellect

 

[Rodeo Clown]

He would never tell a defensive story. It would be how he conquered a criminally obssesed forum, using his superior wit and intellect

Indeed, Pat will eventually recognize he's not being talked about as much and take a loud victory lap that leads us back to a 2 week Patcon of tweets and reddit stuff. He's gone from full time to a festival model.

 

[guest]

We're not /completely/ out of the pat business, for old times sake... it's a recession proof side hustle ....the jaaaaaaacket.....sniff....

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"When people disagree with my husband on the internet"

Yeah, that's one way of putting it you psycho. A more accurate description would be "When my husband declares a 5+ year Jihad against troll communities"

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He would never tell a defensive story. It would be how he conquered a criminally obssesed forum, using his superior wit and intellect

Like when he said that the sub “had never encountered an enemy like him before” and so, in his pig mind, he’s the one who got us shut down.









Nice “Obssesed”, stupid

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Like when he said that the sub “had never encountered an enemy like him before” and so, in his pig mind, he’s the one who got us shut down.









Nice “Obssesed”, stupid

Pat is always the mighty superhero

 

[Petworth dude]

I'm sure he misses us "lusting over [his faucet] penis."

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

That's like asking if your chair misses you sitting on it. He doesn't build relationships with people. Stranger, stlaker, family or other - you are just a carbon suit that either is bothering him or not bothering him in that moment.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

This, adding Pat to group chats with his family members and sending faxes to his hangouts are evergreen bits

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Of course. The biggest accomplishment of his life was convincing another man to live in his autograph museum.

Emergency NPS when?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

"When people disagree with my husband on the internet"

Yeah, that's one way of putting it you psycho. A more accurate description would be "When my husband declares a 5+ year Jihad against troll communities"

When you put it this way, Pat coming to fight with us on the sub was basically his Invasion of Iraq

They may have banned us from reddit (killed Saddam), but that created the power vacuum for Al Qaeda to rise (again)

 

[BUBBLER]

We're not /completely/ out of the pat business, for old times sake... it's a recession proof side hustle ....the jaaaaaaacket.....sniff....

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Wait until Jackie sees this post...Enjoy prison, Ryan Madsen...