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Pat once again demonstrates his childlike understanding of cinema by debating a movie based on its story beats rather than the execution. "The protagonist is a tough guy. This movie is great."
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Do you think Patrick ever ruined a family Thanksgiving?
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Pat has put more thought(stolen from someone else) into that frame than anyone making the film.
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His movie reviewer larp is one of his worst. Of course the car expert larp is THE worst, but like with automobiles, he's incapable of understanding how things work, how they're made, and what makes them good or bad. He obsesses over pretty colors, vroom vroom boom boom sounds, and gets obvious erections over leading men.
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This entire forum was built from the ground up with Patrick J. Tomlinson in mind.
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I hate media critic pat. He never analyses anything, he just describes what's happens on screen like he's the only who noticed.
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It makes Moonraker look like an entertaining romp... IN SPACE!!!
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Hot take Pat comin in scorching with something people have been pointing out for 17 years
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some old celeb is well maintained for her age... let's make this about le orange man!!!!!
their brains are totally broken haha
he genuinely thinks about Trump much more frequently than about his biological daughter, that's not even funny that's sad.
their brains are totally broken haha
he genuinely thinks about Trump much more frequently than about his biological daughter, that's not even funny that's sad.
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I hate grannyfucker Pat.
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hes clearly as fake of a Bond fan as he is with everything else. Does he not remember Goldeneye and how over the top that was? Bourne identity was kinda novel but still derivative. He is just so desperate to generate a hot take people will get behind but he's so painfully unoriginal it will never happen. Also his attempts to analyze things just shows how shallow of an understanding of those things he actually has.
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Spectre is worse
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It’s a terrible Bond movie for sure, I really hated it. But as a movie in its own right it’s much better than Quantum which is just boring as shit.
Worst 3: Spectre, Quantum, Diamonds are Forever.
My favourites include Dr. No and OHMSS though which not everyone likes.
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On Her Majesty's Secret Sauce
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Why did he say "5-2-1"? It's not the first time, I swear.
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Patsapussy
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Fuckin pat; makin us defend Mossad Don with his bullshit.
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Honestly, all that TDS shit is gross. I hate trump too, but the libs act like such bitches when they do that. That’s pushing more people to their right with their constant complaining, and gay bitching. They don’t even have the dignity to take a cock up the ass like a regular homo, all they do is just wine.
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HELLO! EXACTLY!
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