Do you think anyone's ever committed suicide with a potato gun?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Like built a potato gun for the express purpose of killing themselves with it.

"What're ya doing with the PVC, Abe?"

"Making a potato cannon. Hopefully gonna shoot myself in the head and kill myself with it."

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

That'd be pretty cool. Right up there with the ol "Wrap wire around your neck with your hands glued to your head, so when you hit the ground it looks like you've ripped your own head off".

 

[RoTheHo69]

That'd be pretty cool. Right up there with the ol "Wrap wire around your neck with your hands glued to your head, so when you hit the ground it looks like you've ripped your own head off".

thats pretty rad

 

[Turk February]

All I could find is a man in his 80s who shot himself to death (intentionally) with a miniature cannon loaded with blanks he used to scare away animals from his garden.

 

[bumbum8]

No, but a guy in town did manage to kill himself using a pipe, a hammer, and some random ammo he had on him.

He was visiting a girl he had met online and she catfished him pretty hard and ghosted him. He couldn't take it, but didn't bring his gun with him, so he fashioned one out of random shit and did a pretty good job of it.

Then again, our police force is pretty dense so they may have made most of that shit up because they were too lazy to look for an actual gun.

 

[Turry]

My best friend "went out" with my sister once. I was pretty pissed off about it but they were both sluts so what can ya do? Anyways she broke up with him during a screening of The Titanic and he got all melodramatic and threatened to kill himself in the theatre. I was a little alarmed until I realized he intended to choke himself to death with his bare hands.

So I settled back in my chair with my popcorn to see where it went but of course all the stupid GIRLS we were there with freaked out. "He's gonna die!"

Fucking how, you dumb hole? Women are dumb.

 

[RoTheHo69]

No, but a guy in town did manage to kill himself using a pipe, a hammer, and some random ammo he had on him.

He was visiting a girl he had met online and she catfished him pretty hard and ghosted him. He couldn't take it, but didn't bring his gun with him, so he fashioned one out of random shit and did a pretty good job of it.

Then again, our police force is pretty dense so they may have made most of that shit up because they were too lazy to look for an actual gun.

Unless he had prepared the materials in advance and had some knowledge that sounds retarded.

 

[bumbum8]

Unless he had prepared the materials in advance and had some knowledge that sounds retarded.

He was also in the wooded creek area out between a government building and a neighborhood, and apparently was out there for about 3 weeks just rotting away before a lady complained about the smell. I imagine there wasn't much left to deal with, there are a lot of feral cats and dogs that roam around there and it was spring going on into summer when it happened.

I'm pretty sure his actual gun is still out there in the brush because the cops were too fat or scared to get in there and actually look.

 

[RoTheHo69]

He was also in the wooded creek area out between a government building and a neighborhood, and apparently was out there for about 3 weeks just rotting away before a lady complained about the smell. I imagine there wasn't much left to deal with, there are a lot of feral cats and dogs that roam around there and it was spring going on into summer when it happened.

I'm pretty sure his actual gun is still out there in the brush because the cops were too fat or scared to get in there and actually look.

Assuming your local PD is corruption free I guess that would be the only possibility.

 

[guest]

My best friend "went out" with my sister once. I was pretty pissed off about it but they were both sluts so what can ya do? Anyways she broke up with him during a screening of The Titanic and he got all melodramatic and threatened to kill himself in the theatre. I was a little alarmed until I realized he intended to choke himself to death with his bare hands.

So I settled back in my chair with my popcorn to see where it went but of course all the stupid GIRLS we were there with freaked out. "He's gonna die!"

Fucking how, you dumb hole? Women are dumb.

The fucking titanic?!?! 1980?!?!?
nigger how fucking old is everyone here, I think I was just a fetus....
you should qualify for the early bird seating soon. (seinfeld, cadillac, shuckyshucky quack)

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I imagine it's pretty common amongst the Irish

 

[Turry]

The fucking titanic?!?! 1980?!?!?
nigger how fucking old is everyone here, I think I was just a fetus....
you should qualify for the early bird seating soon. (seinfeld, cadillac, shuckyshucky quack)

No the DiCaprio one. '97

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Scummmmmmbag toe trigger attachment mother fucked him!

 

[StlakerFatti]

Suicide is the domain of trannies, I hope their families remember them as such, feminize their names on tombstones and drape it with a rainbow flag. Faggots.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My best friend "went out" with my sister once. I was pretty pissed off about it but they were both sluts so what can ya do? Anyways she broke up with him during a screening of The Titanic and he got all melodramatic and threatened to kill himself in the theatre. I was a little alarmed until I realized he intended to choke himself to death with his bare hands.

So I settled back in my chair with my popcorn to see where it went but of course all the stupid GIRLS we were there with freaked out. "He's gonna die!"

Fucking how, you dumb hole? Women are dumb.

I've been thinking about this since I read it. That's so retarded and hilarious. I actually had to try choking myself with my hands. My body just won't let me do it. What a stupid fag your friend was lol. If people could just Homer Simpson choke themselves to death with their hands the whole noose industry would topple.

I also just realized that any screening of The Titanic was probably packed. I'm surprised nobody grabbed your friend and gave him the heimlich maneuver.

 

[Turry]

I've been thinking about this since I read it. That's so retarded and hilarious. I actually had to try choking myself with my hands. My body just won't let me do it. What a stupid fag your friend was lol. If people could just Homer Simpson choke themselves to death with their hands the whole noose industry would topple.

I also just realized that any screening of The Titanic was probably packed. I'm surprised nobody grabbed your friend and gave him the heimlich maneuver.

It was packed, yeah. Lots of unnecessary panic over that stupit fag. I remember trying to explain to the girls that even if he managed to choke himself unconscious he'd lose his grip immediately but dog brains couldn't understand

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

@Nigger John

 

[guest]

Like built a potato gun for the express purpose of killing themselves with it.

"What're ya doing with the PVC, Abe?"

"Making a potato cannon. Hopefully gonna shoot myself in the head and kill myself with it."

If theres a porno about it it exists. Maybe you should see if theres any potato gun suicide pornos online and that will give you your answer

 

[Nigger Jim]

Too bad rotten.com isn’t around anymore.

The best suicide I ever seen (post photos) was when a man got ass naked, ran, jumped than rolled across a fucking band saw table. Cut him in half. Guess he was having a bad day?

 

[The Power 9_ Thief]

Too bad rotten.com isn’t around anymore.

The best suicide I ever seen (post photos) was when a man got ass naked, ran, jumped than rolled across a fucking band saw table. Cut him in half. Guess he was having a bad day?

Why you’re the kind of retarded you are makes a lot of sense now