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Do you think Ade will make Pat's daughter change her last name to that of her new husband?

captain_kamala

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Jon's carhartt sold within the last week or so. Righteous bucks.
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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I predict Annabelle will change her last name to Tomlinson when she turns 18.
My one buddy basically did that. He has two older sisters and a half brother a year younger. He grew up thinking his brother's father was his father. That guy eventually fucked off too and in like grade 8 his mom told him his sisters' father is actually his real father, so he changed his last name to the last name of a guy he'd never even met.
 

KaNAMBLA Harris

Fine Hatian Cuisine
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Insurance something or other, like her dad? Facebook marketing the contents of her house can’t provide enough. We’ve seen her asking prices.
What expenses does she have? Property taxes on a 12x12 hut made out of wood planks nailed together can’t be high and she probably gives the kids a cabbage and Pepsi twice a week
 
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guest

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Who buys second hand clothes online. Especially a dead man's shirt.
 

stealthygeek

Bigger than Netflix
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My first Portage sighting in the wild is a fentanyl fueled infanticide. Fortunately the cops are better at CPR than Patrick.

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