Do you manipulate your farts?

[aRTie02150]

WWAWD fake farts? Sometimes it's still a good bit. You know that one technique where you press your mouth into the crook of your arm and blow? Next time you try it give your arm a good lick right there and there will be a lot more of a wet fart sound happening and it will also be louder than usual.

I can make extremely convincing fart sounds with my armpit. It's been a useless talent since about 4th grade when I had my class howling and made the teacher turn red and laughing. I didn't even get in trouble when she found out if was fake. You can't even see my arm move when I do it. I can change the pitch and tune and mimic different types from long billowing ones to peppy squeaky ones with rapid fire mixed in.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I have nothing to add so I’m just going to play fart noises for 10 minutes because I’m an untalented faggot.

 

[alkiefuck2]

I woke up yesterday and farted but a bit of shit came out lol

 

[Build Black Better]

I woke up yesterday and farted but a bit of shit came out lol