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Do you know anyone who was on a reality or game show?

Greggg

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Some dude I went to HS with was on some stupid Wipe Out knock off type show and Brett Michaels from the Rock of Love is my uncle.
knew a faggot (super gay and the biggest pos I ever met) who got cut at the last moment. he thought he’d become famous and truly believes he deserves fame because of his talent and personality, the effects of being a rich kid who happens to be gay. he made me hate most gay people. also has the smallest dick I ever seen. he would bang someone I know and walk around the house naked.
 
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I grew up in Danville Virginia and that faggot Johnny Fairplay is from there. On holidays back I'll sometimes encounter him. Apparently he wants people to think he lives in LA. He does not. He resides in Danville Virginia. And is actually quite representative of the people that live there.

He's kind of retarded and has few friends. He's a lot more self-aware than you'd think, but I guess thinks he's a lot more charismatic than he actually is. Feel bad for him, but he's fucking annoying as fuck, so it is what it is.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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A guy who was a few years behind me in HS is currently on this season of Survivor. He’s the one who looks like a milquetoast Clubber Lang.

Another chick who came after me in school has been on The Bachelor and the Bachelorette for the last few years. And just now looking her up again she was on Dancing With the Stars last season. I just remember her being dumber than a rock back then, but to be fair that could’ve been someone else.
I don't know why I'm shocked to find out that Survivor is still going. I watched the first two and then never gave a shit to watch it ever again.

One of the only assemblies I didn't skip in highschool they had the guy who passed out into a fire in the second season come give some motivational speech about not falling into fire pits or some shit. He ended up getting caught with a bunch of cp while he was being investigated for a bunch of other slimeball shit. I really can't remember what his stupid talk was about at all. I remember he tried to do a Q&A thing and nobody wanted to ask him anything

I also remember watching one of the first season episodes with my cousins. There was a black guy named Jarvis and every time he did anything they'd be like "Fuckin' dumb Jarvis and his big clumsy nigger feet." and shit like that. My mom and my aunt would try to give them shit for it but the things they were saying were too funny to not laugh at. There was a challenge where whoever held their breath under water the longest wins. Jarvis held his breath for like 4 minutes and the whole time he was under water they were like "He's dead. They can't swim. He drowned." Then when he came up it was "Oh there's fuckin JARVIS again with his big stupid nigger lungs."
 
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Meownaw

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I grew up in Danville Virginia and that faggot Johnny Fairplay is from there. On holidays back I'll sometimes encounter him. Apparently he wants people to think he lives in LA. He does not. He resides in Danville Virginia. And is actually quite representative of the people that live there.

He's kind of retarded and has few friends. He's a lot more self-aware than you'd think, but I guess thinks he's a lot more charismatic than he actually is. Feel bad for him, but he's fucking annoying as fuck, so it is what it is.
I would only ask him about the times he was on O&A and when he met Bobo.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I grew up in Danville Virginia and that faggot Johnny Fairplay is from there. On holidays back I'll sometimes encounter him. Apparently he wants people to think he lives in LA. He does not. He resides in Danville Virginia. And is actually quite representative of the people that live there.

He's kind of retarded and has few friends. He's a lot more self-aware than you'd think, but I guess thinks he's a lot more charismatic than he actually is. Feel bad for him, but he's fucking annoying as fuck, so it is what it is.
He was on Stern and he seemed like a dbag.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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My friend was on Cash Cab. They screen the contestants beforehand. They stop people randomly in parks, camera friendly faces only, and ask them a bunch of trivia questions. They say it is for a different show like Jeopardy and if they select you, they have you go to the location where Ben Bailey's cab is at and he picks you up "randomly". The cash they give you if you win is fake prop money. In reality, they send you a check and a tax bill.
I can’t believe I believed that Cash Cab was legitimate. I’m heartbroken.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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I grew up in Danville Virginia
Im staying off River Road at a hotel for work in Danville right now. Place is a shithole. I heard they got a casino so i was like “ok cool ill check it out”. Its a fucking large building with a bunch of gas station gambling machines in it. Not a fucking casino. Unless i went to the wrong place.
 
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Im staying off River Road at a hotel for work in Danville right now. Place is a shithole. I heard they got a casino so i was like “ok cool ill check it out”. Its a fucking large building with a bunch of gas station gambling machines in it. Not a fucking casino. Unless i went to the wrong place.
That's allegedly the "temporary one" before they build a real one, but I hadn't been keeping track. I'm supposed to head back during Thanksgiving and might see how progress is coming but last I heard they haven't even started building the "real one".
 

alkiefuck2

don't call me scarface
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I used to hang out with this midget fuck who went on Jeremy Kyle (something to do with his dad). He had a liver problem or something but was a complete scumbag as a person.
There was a video on YouTube but I can't find it
Punchin out
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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A guy I know went on some show with Tommy Lee and 2 or 3 other washed up musicians. It was like The Voice but for rock singers and they were going to pick the singer for their “supergroup”. I think he lasted 2 or 3 episodes.

Here it is:

I remember the commercials for this! They promoted this show so hard
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Lol I watched that whole fucking series. Dilana should've won. The little fag who did win is currently an absolute nobody but Big Jay Oakerson is friends with him and talks about him like he's an actual rockstar.

She sang "Zombie" one time and at the end when it went to the judges all Tommy Lee said was "Dilana... I wanna." He's such a fucking douchebag. I literally only watched the show because I thought Tommy Lee was cool when I was a kid.



I forgot that she looked completely creeped out by him saying that lol.

Tommy Lee reminds me of a younger version of my brother
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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My dad went to a Sally Jesse Raphael taping twice, both times he got to ask a question and both times they were some dopey cringe troll question, but my dad had such a thick Greek accent it was hard to tell and the jokes fell flat except for him and my sister who were there. They laugh and laughed. Both shows never made it to air, but he was able to buy the vhs tapes
 

PogromStallone

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The younger brother of a girl I went to school with was in Big Brother Canada a few years ago. He was three years younger than us, so I never really saw him after elementary school, since my junior high was grades 7-9, and my high school 10-12. I remember him as a little scrawny kid with a mullet, but the dude looks like he's on gear now.

My main memory of him is me stealing his Pokemon cards when i was in 6th grade. I was such a piece of shit, I'd go up to younger kids and ask to see their cards, be like ''oh cool man, you have some cool cards'', and secretly slip a couple out before handing them back.

I still cringe at that kleptomania phase, I should have been curb stomped as a child.
Dude, at least say the season or his first name or something. I'm a BB superfan, have seen every episode of BBUS and BB Canada and follow the feeds every year. Would love to know who you're talking about. I could probably tell you a bunch of shit that happened on the livefeeds that has been lost in time. Unless it was a bad season, then I've probably wiped it from my mind.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Dude, at least say the season or his first name or something. I'm a BB superfan, have seen every episode of BBUS and BB Canada and follow the feeds every year. Would love to know who you're talking about. I could probably tell you a bunch of shit that happened on the livefeeds that has been lost in time. Unless it was a bad season, then I've probably wiped it from my mind.
Are you the one who used to discuss Big Brother and other reality shows in depth with Bam on the subreddit? I've never seen a single episode of Big Brother but I enjoyed those breakdown threads.
 

bantadant

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One dude from high school was on Jeopardy and got his ass handed to him.

Another dude, who everyone knew was gay in like the 4th grade but didn't come out until like 3 years ago, was on Survivor and got kicked off the second week or something.

Both of them were insufferable faggots who were up their own asses about how smart they were, so both were satisfying to watch
 
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