Do you know anyone over 25 who says "little brother"?

[guest]

I actually have a "little sister." She's in her 30s, but she's around 5'4 and weighs about 90 lbs. I just say "my sister," maybe "younger sister." Fat has to feel like he's lording it over Kyle in some way. We know it's not in varsity athletics, academic achievements, career or general health.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Halfwit Henry VIII can't leave it alone.

(Really trying to get my new nickname for Pat to go viral)

Richard the Dyin' Heart

 

[FamilyDollar]

As in he’ll say “if you’re going to get yourself another beer, get me one too Poke” and I’ll reply “you got it Kid”. As in Cowpoke and Billy the Kid, since my dad watched Westerns all the time we picked up cowboy movie slang and character names as youths.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]