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Do you have co-workers that like to play in the bathroom?

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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One office job after every piss I'd get back to my cubicle and i'd see a few piss droplets on my pants and was thinking how the fuck'd that get there.
So several times in a row I'm pissing trying to see if my angle is weird or step back further, and each time i end up coming back and sometimes there's piss drops on the front of my pants.
Fuckin silly me took a couple weeks to realize I'm shaking my long pecker all willy-nilly just getting it on myself. It's my fault for wearing dress pants.
I think it's because at home I go balls out, pants not all the way down but ass showing, and hands free. I give a couple of taps and maybe get a little dribble on my underpants if I'm not paying attention.
 
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