Do you have co-workers that like to play in the bathroom?

[Nigger John]

So fucking annoying. I swear I see the same fuckers in the bathroom every time I go in there.

There is one guy that takes like 2 minutes to watch his hands.

One who takes like 2 shits a day.

One who makes a major production out of takes a piss. He takes off his jacket, hangs it up, puts in lunch box on top of the towel machine, makes a long sigh when he pisses , takes like 3 minutes to wash his hands and another 2 to put on his fucking jacket. I was to watch him die. He also had a ponytail.

There is a fat azn who gets confused in there.

I don’t know, I just fucking hate them all honestly.

Like do your job and have less bathroom breaks.

 

[Nigger John]

And the fat azn is always winded and out of breath .

 

[Professor Rape]

What do you mean by he gets confused in there?

I hate when ppl talk to me when im pissing. Then the convo moves to the sinks when we are washing our hands and a 1 minute piss break is now 10.

 

[Professor Rape]

A lot of ppl have said im rude coz i never talk to them, but im doing them a fuckin favor. Golden rule: i dont want ppl talkin to me so i dont talk to them.

Look how annoying i am on here always yappin. I dont put ppl thru that irl. And that makes me the bad guy?!?!?

 

[aRTie02150]

I had a female coworker whose pussy smelled so bad that I would get angry at her if I had to use the bathroom after she had gotten out of it.

Walking into the bathroom after someone takes a shit sucks, but a smelly pussy is unacceptable, disgusting, and disrespectful.

 

[Professor Rape]

I had a female coworker whose pussy smelled so bad that I would get angry at her if I had to use the bathroom after she had gotten out of it.

Walking into the bathroom after someone takes a shit sucks, but a smelly pussy is unacceptable, disgusting, and disrespectful.

Why is your office bathroom gender neutral? Thats fucked.

 

[aRTie02150]

Why is your office bathroom gender neutral? Thats fucked.

Lol office? Fuck outta here.

 

[Professor Rape]

Lol office? Fuck outta here.

I thought you had an office job because you worked with women lol

 

[aRTie02150]

I thought you had an office job because you worked with women lol

I operate heavy equipment and we have a warehouse.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, it's why I hang my coats on company time.

Seriously though, that's fucking weird, does he pull his pants down to his ankles to piss? Is he retarded?
Edit: who brings their lunch into the shitter? Guy has to be retarded or autistic

 

[Nigger John]

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, it's why I hang my coats on company time.

Seriously though, that's fucking weird, does he pull his pants down to his ankles to piss? Is he retarded?
Edit: who brings their lunch into the shitter? Guy has to be retarded or autistic

No. But I think he gets off on doing this production. He makes people wait

 

[Voscabulary]

back when I worked as a welder in a warehouse, I used the bathroom as if I could be raped at any moment. I would move like if you put a movie on fast forward; just in and out -- no eye contact, no wasting time. if somebody were using one of the cubicles, I would hold my breath like a super mario water level until I got out of there. I sound like a gigantic faggot now, but oh well

 

[Dog Eater]

So fucking annoying. I swear I see the same fuckers in the bathroom every time I go in there.

There is one guy that takes like 2 minutes to watch his hands.

One who takes like 2 shits a day.

One who makes a major production out of takes a piss. He takes off his jacket, hangs it up, puts in lunch box on top of the towel machine, makes a long sigh when he pisses , takes like 3 minutes to wash his hands and another 2 to put on his fucking jacket. I was to watch him die. He also had a ponytail.

There is a fat azn who gets confused in there.

I don’t know, I just fucking hate them all honestly.

Like do your job and have less bathroom breaks.

Nigger John is either a bathroom attendant or he spends all day long watching people at work go to the toilet.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I had a female coworker whose pussy smelled so bad that I would get angry at her if I had to use the bathroom after she had gotten out of it.

Walking into the bathroom after someone takes a shit sucks, but a smelly pussy is unacceptable, disgusting, and disrespectful.

That’s so fucking gross. Stinky bitch. Is she Dominican ?

 

[aRTie02150]

That’s so fucking gross. Stinky bitch. Is she Dominican ?

No. She would claim her family is originally from Suriname but she looked Indian or Sri Lankan. SE Asian look.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Maaaan
My boss caught me pooping and he said NO WAY
That hypocrite takes two craps a day

You gotta fight
For your right
To potty

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

So fucking annoying. I swear I see the same fuckers in the bathroom every time I go in there.

There is one guy that takes like 2 minutes to watch his hands.

One who takes like 2 shits a day.

One who makes a major production out of takes a piss. He takes off his jacket, hangs it up, puts in lunch box on top of the towel machine, makes a long sigh when he pisses , takes like 3 minutes to wash his hands and another 2 to put on his fucking jacket. I was to watch him die. He also had a ponytail.

There is a fat azn who gets confused in there.

I don’t know, I just fucking hate them all honestly.

Like do your job and have less bathroom breaks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What do you mean by he gets confused in there?

I hate when ppl talk to me when im pissing. Then the convo moves to the sinks when we are washing our hands and a 1 minute piss break is now 10.

If anyone speaks to me while I'm using a urinal, I just look straight ahead and ignore them. I thought that's what you're supposed to do. It's like an unspoken law that you don't talk to other dudes while they're pissing and you never take a urinal right next to another guy unless you have to.

 

[aRTie02150]

If anyone speaks to me while I'm using a urinal, I just look straight ahead and ignore them. I thought that's what you're supposed to do. It's like an unspoken law that you don't talk to other dudes while they're pissing and you never take a urinal right next to another guy unless you have to.

I thought you were supposed to turn towards them and piss on them. Just say "I don't wanna be rude and autistic avoiding eye contact."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I thought you were supposed to turn towards them and piss on them. Just say "I don't wanna be rude and autistic avoiding eye contact."

I spazzed out and pissed all over a guy I played football with. He pinched my ass while I was peeing so I turned around and pissed all up and down the front and side of him and then I followed him around screaming about what a little faggot he was like an inch away from his ear and daring him to touch me again.

He was already the reason I stopped using the showers and I openly disliked the guy so I don't know what he was thinking. He's pretty lucky I didn't beat the shit out of him. The head coach had to come in to try to calm me down and I ended up screaming at him for like five minutes about how this faggot is consistently the first one in and last one out of the showers and he just leans against the wall playing with his little dick and cock-watches. He told the guy that if he heard about any more fag shit he was off the team.

The next few times the coach would come into the change room after practice and be like "In and out of the showers. You don't need to mill around in there and wrestle eachother naked like homos." while he stared right at the cockwatcher with his fists clenched. That guy still isn't openly gay but he clearly is. I was one of only two guys on the team who ever seemed remotely bothered by this queer taking every opportunity to touch guys and watch them shower while basically masturbating.