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Someone you'll never get over? Who you wish you could still be with?
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Someone you'll never get over? Who you wish you could still be with?
It really bothers me how my Adrienne is married to someone who is objectively worse than me in every way. I'd be fine if she went for someone better... at least that'd be logical...Absolutely.
I think about her all the damn time and she probably has no idea.
I'm going to bed now, thanks for making me sad.
Same here.It really bothers me how my Adrienne is married to someone who is objectively worse than me in every way. I'd be fine if she went for someone better... at least that'd be logical...
Absolutely.
I think about her all the damn time and she probably has no idea.
I'm going to bed now, thanks for making me sad.
Jesus, dude. At least you've got your birds and annoying cunt neighbors!Same here.
My birthday is coming soon and I'm hoping like a little faggot that she sends me a text, just so I can wish her well.
Jesus, dude. At least you've got your birds and annoying cunt neighbors!![]()
Checking on the boys tomorrow and got some grapes and peanuts for them. They're gonna lose their shit.Jesus, dude. At least you've got your birds and annoying cunt neighbors!![]()
Honestly, no. There was one that I thought I was never going to get over, but I had the best thing happen. I saw her again. Completely destroyed my idealized version of her and reminded me of all the reasons that it didn't work out in the first place. It took about fifteen minutes for me to be fine never seeing her again.Someone you'll never get over? Who you wish you could still be with?
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Checking on the boys tomorrow and got some grapes and peanuts for them. They're gonna lose their shit.
She's the reason I am who I am when I think about it. All she had to do, was not leave me alone.Absolutely. Hope she is miserable.
I did. I used it and they flew off and I felt weird. Haven't brought it back. I wonder if they talk shit when I show up at the park now. Similar to how I would if someone spoke to me in a different language randomly to try to impress me and completely butchered it.Artie, you got your bird whistle yet?
This thread made me realize I was meant to be famous to get back at her, like Pat tried to do lol
I'm rich (sorta... especially now with this new job) but how's she meant to know that or care?
Actually, I'm going to amend my statement now that I've thought about it for more than 10 seconds. There was one who I screwed the pooch with. We were really good friends through high school and a couple of years after. I dated plenty of girls through that time, but I always had a thing for her big time. I assumed I was friend-zoned though, so I didn't bother. Never occurred to me that she never had a boyfriend despite being gorgeous and she spent more time with me than anyone else. I moved away when I was 20 and we lost touch. Just this year another friend of mine told me I was a fucking idiot and that she'd been in love with me the whole time. That really bummed me out. I guess she lives pretty close to me now, and I got her number from the other friend. Not married, no kids. Seriously considering pulling the trigger for the holidays.
I've got a stocking stuffer for her right here! (do da bit, stupid)It’s a Christmas miracle. Good luck, bro!
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