Do you guys remember your first blow job?

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

How long did it take the guy to cum?

ya hear what I said to the guys on the forum, T? I asked em if they remembered their first blowjob and then I asked em how long did it take the guy to cum

 

[aRTie02150]

Again. I was 11 she was in her 40s and it fucked me up mentally. Lol.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

before and afta

 

[guest]

Again. I was 11 she was in her 40s and it fucked me up mentally. Lol.

Hahaha rape lol.

 

[Opie Army]

Yeah, this fat girl gave me a hickey on the tip of my wang that I thought was AIDS because i wasn't much smarter than I am now when I was 15.

 

[aRTie02150]

Hahaha rape lol.

She fawkin buried me.

 

[guest]

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[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Pictured: me and my best gal doin it the French way. The photo was taken by Howard Hughes in the conservatory of his Paris bungalow. Hemingway was there too he was fuckin broooodin over somethin.. guy pulled his pecker out it looked like 2 genoa salamis stitched together

 

[guest]

The first time the girl was trying to jerk me off and it wasn't working I told her maybe try her mouth and she did. Nice!

We only had like 5 minutes and I was a nervous nilly and couldn't get going enough to cum. FAGGOT.

The first time I came from a blow job I did it in her mouth without saying anything. So pissed. Oopsie doodles! Inexperienced

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I was so disappointed. Bitch was scrapin her teeth on it so bad it left a mark. Managed to unleash a nice unannounced wad into her tonsils, she deserved it.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

It sucked, get it? It blew.

 

[johnnynoname]

i'll never forget- it was cold, and almost all teeth

now I realize why I hate blowjobs




oh, and NO- you're not funny to the person who was going to post "you like giving them though yuck yuck"........also, why end it with "yuck yuck"?

 

[Jenna]

HS girlfriend, "wait until I'm ready to do that". Then one Friday morning at school she needs to tell me something, boom she's ready for 1st blowjob AND 1st vagina touch since I was born. She knew what she was doing because I thought about nothing else. Neither of our parents ever left home so we went under a bridge (Paul is right, I am a bridge underdweller) and I found out braces don't scrape your dick.

I told a few trusted friends in excitement so word got around and a teacher had to pull me aside and lecture me about safety and not forcing freshmen to have sex with you. I resent the accusation that I've ever forced someone to blow me!

 

[guest]

I was 6. His name was Paul.

 

[guest]

I was 6. His name was Paul.

What a coincidence?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'll never forget it. Took a week to get the taste out of my mouth.

 

[Front 242]

I was a teenager, led the girlfriend into my garage. Not a lot of privacy, had to get it in quick, you see. It felt really fucking good. Very tight piece. I'll never forget hearing my dad rounding the corner asking where I was. I quickly fixed my clothes before he pulled up the garage door (it was half open) and he said "What are you doing in here?" to which I don't remember what I said. I was literally nutting in my pants. Very funny moment. She was a trooper.

One day, she gave me head in the cafeteria of my high school after everyone had gone home. One of God's little angels, she was. Some other schmuck picked up the tab so she's married with a kid now.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I still remember how it tasted.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Mine was with an ex at 16 and it was underwhelming to say the least, later blowjobs were much better

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I'm about to come, I said
She took it out of her mouth and said, what (I began) did you say (she said while jerking me off)?
wow, she said.
I see my cum on her eyebrow every time I jerk off.