Do you guys believe in the Occult, or Satanism?

[chocolatehellhole]

Thanks for keeping it brief

 

[BoringFaggot]

I saw a documentary a few weeks ago about "the devil made me do it" case, which is supposedly the most genuine example of demonic possession that's ever been recorded. They even adapted it into a movie (Conjuring 3) and everything. Anyone who believes in all that points to this incident as "proof" that this exists.

So there's a Connecticut family: Mom, dad, older brother, sister, sister's boyfriend, and younger brother. The younger brother starts talking in tongues and blah blah, so they hire "demonologists" and perform an exorcism, and apparently at the exorcism the demon goes into the sister's boyfriend. Months later, the sister's boyfriend kills his landlord when they were both drunk, and claims he was possessed by Satan.

Everyone claims it's legit and whatnot, until late in the documentary they get to the older brother who explains it was all a hoax. The "demonologists" basically instructed the kid on what to do/say, and the mother was a crazy cunt who basically validated the whole possession thing.

Basically the entire time, the dad and oldest brother knew all of this was mommy's bullshit, but let them do it. Apparently in one instance, the son was like super-duper-possessed and breaking shit, all the religious family members are "POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!", until dad storms into the room, throws his demon possessed son on the couch and screams at him to knock it off. At which point the "demon" disappears entirely and all that's left is a kid who just got yelled at by his dad.

So either demons are afraid of getting the belt from daddy, or the whole thing is just some kid wanting attention from mommy.

They sound more retarded than i do...

 

[Jenna]

They sound more retarded than i do...

The mom was apparently "poisoning" the entire family every night at dinner with some wacky 1970s medication that made everyone sleepy and loopy.

If mommy's gonna drop some acid in your spaghetti every night and then start screaming about demons, it'd make sense why everyone was going along with it.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Yes I believe it’s real, and even if you don’t, you can watch the most influential and powerful people on earth worship Satan and you must know they certainly believe it’s real. Just watch the old Alex Jones bohemian grove tapes.

I am against Satan and his henchmen of all stripes.

I'm a highly spiritual person, it's not that i never believed in "Evil" it's just an entirely different thing when you actually experience it for yourself... I don't want that, I'm not willing to sacrifice the things i love for fame, or "love" or any other worldly things. I've felt guilt and shame and embarrassment in my life, it's worse than any physical pain ever could be, and i'd rather die with a clear conscious... The Higher Power i've always prayed to as "God" has never abandoned me when I needed it most, I will not turn my back on that no matter how bad i want to be loved and accepted by anyone, no Sir!!!

 

[NoBacon]

I'm a highly spiritual person, it's not that i never believed in "Evil" it's just an entirely different thing when you actually experience it for yourself... I don't want that, I'm not willing to sacrifice the things i love for fame, or "love" or any other worldly things. I've felt guilt and shame and embarrassment in my life, it's worse than any physical pain ever could be, and i'd rather die with a clear conscious... The Higher Power i've always prayed to as "God" has never abandoned me when I needed it most, I will not turn my back on that no matter how bad i want to be loved and accepted by anyone, no Sir!!!

Is the weird jacking off with Satanists neets on discord real?

If so, you need to do a lot of work to cleanse yourself from that shit dude

 

[Farmer Brown]

Is the weird jacking off with Satanists neets on discord real?

Nice ham-handed cover question.

If so, you need to do a lot of work to cleanse yourself from that shit dude

"Note to self"

 

[BoringFaggot]

Is the weird jacking off with Satanists neets on discord real?

If so, you need to do a lot of work to cleanse yourself from that shit dude

Yes... STAY AWAY DUDE...

 

[BUBBLER]

sigh, i might have it beat, but here it goes.... I started getting into some weird gooner type shit with other guys and girls, where we'd jack off and dirty talk, keep each other edging and edging. Well, some of them started worshipping Satan while we did it, and they got me to start doing it, and I swear as crazy as it sounds, "Sex Magic" is real!!! Like you can feel yourself getting possessed, and then it's like our minds melded together and you start seeing crazy symbolism everywhere... After the first time i let go and did it, I had a weird dream about my cats and a snake, at first there was a little kitten with the snake in it's mouth, and the snake got away from it and crawled under my TV, and for some reason i grabbed my girl cat, Lil Girl (i'm great with names huh?) and told her to get the snake. But then there was a flash and i saw the snake wrapped around her, and she was passing out. I grabbed something like an ice pick and started trying to chip away at the snake and save her, then the dream ended... I stopped with that gooning shit for awhile but got back into it recently, and then one of my cats went missing.... So this morning I was asking the kind old lady who feeds them sometimes if she happened to see it, she didn't, and during the convo she blurted out "Those Satanists will sacrifice cats, even if it's not a black one." I was obviously like "WTF???"... Here's the kicker, i saw a little white Dan looking dude with a red beard walking down the street a few days ago, he had on all black metal clothing and he had cat treats in his hand, when he saw me he gave a kinda "Meh." look and hid them....



There, shit all over me if you want, but I had to express this to someone, no i'm not on drugs, just the normal weed... I know it sounds insane, but...idk....

Toss yourself off a balcony. At least 3 stories high like the One Direction nigga

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I didn't know where to write this so it might as well go here: one of my business used to do some network antenna stuff and we lost some contracts to a more professional company, the owner of that company is next to me - real cool guy who I feel bad for... I'll take the business secrets tho, I haven't told him my company name yet, but he knows our field overlap, simulation?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I saw a documentary a few weeks ago about "the devil made me do it" case, which is supposedly the most genuine example of demonic possession that's ever been recorded. They even adapted it into a movie (Conjuring 3) and everything. Anyone who believes in all that points to this incident as "proof" that this exists.

So there's a Connecticut family: Mom, dad, older brother, sister, sister's boyfriend, and younger brother. The younger brother starts talking in tongues and blah blah, so they hire "demonologists" and perform an exorcism, and apparently at the exorcism the demon goes into the sister's boyfriend. Months later, the sister's boyfriend kills his landlord when they were both drunk, and claims he was possessed by Satan.

Everyone claims it's legit and whatnot, until late in the documentary they get to the older brother who explains it was all a hoax. The "demonologists" basically instructed the kid on what to do/say, and the mother was a crazy cunt who basically validated the whole possession thing.

Basically the entire time, the dad and oldest brother knew all of this was mommy's bullshit, but let them do it. Apparently in one instance, the son was like super-duper-possessed and breaking shit, all the religious family members are "POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!", until dad storms into the room, throws his demon possessed son on the couch and screams at him to knock it off. At which point the "demon" disappears entirely and all that's left is a kid who just got yelled at by his dad.

So either demons are afraid of getting the belt from daddy, or the whole thing is just some kid wanting attention from mommy.

So if we can confirm that one person faked an instance of x then we can conclude that x doesn't exist?

 

[BoringFaggot]

Toss yourself off a balcony. At least 3 stories high like the One Direction nigga

Enjoy your ignore, LIBTARD!!!

 

[Jenna]

So if we can confirm that one person faked an instance of x then we can conclude that x doesn't exist?

That one famous photo of the Loch Ness monster might have been faked, but that just strengthens my belief Nessy actually exists.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

That one famous photo of the Loch Ness monster might have been faked, but that just strengthens my belief Nessy actually exists.

Nice @NoBaconesque dissembling, stupit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I saw a documentary a few weeks ago about "the devil made me do it" case, which is supposedly the most genuine example of demonic possession that's ever been recorded. They even adapted it into a movie (Conjuring 3) and everything. Anyone who believes in all that points to this incident as "proof" that this exists.

So there's a Connecticut family: Mom, dad, older brother, sister, sister's boyfriend, and younger brother. The younger brother starts talking in tongues and blah blah, so they hire "demonologists" and perform an exorcism, and apparently at the exorcism the demon goes into the sister's boyfriend. Months later, the sister's boyfriend kills his landlord when they were both drunk, and claims he was possessed by Satan.

Everyone claims it's legit and whatnot, until late in the documentary they get to the older brother who explains it was all a hoax. The "demonologists" basically instructed the kid on what to do/say, and the mother was a crazy cunt who basically validated the whole possession thing.

Basically the entire time, the dad and oldest brother knew all of this was mommy's bullshit, but let them do it. Apparently in one instance, the son was like super-duper-possessed and breaking shit, all the religious family members are "POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!", until dad storms into the room, throws his demon possessed son on the couch and screams at him to knock it off. At which point the "demon" disappears entirely and all that's left is a kid who just got yelled at by his dad.

So either demons are afraid of getting the belt from daddy, or the whole thing is just some kid wanting attention from mommy.

Did you know there's a Jenna Ortega burger at BK with a purple bun? Jenna herself #ruizes them.

 

[Jenna]

Nice @NoBaconesque dissembling, stupit.

X exists!

Do you have proof?

Yes, this is the clearest and best example of X occurring, by many scholars who study this.

That was faked by a crazy mother feeding her kids sleeping medication.

Well it still exists and there are plenty of other examples.

Like what?

...Shut up.

Did you know there's a Jenna Ortega burger at BK with a purple bun? Jenna herself #ruizes them.

It's a Wednesday burger but associated with some animated Addams Family thing and not Jenna directly.

They want all the tweens buying the Wednesday Whopper but don't wanna give Jenna her residuals because technically it's the animated Wednesday.

 

[NoBacon]

Anneliese Michel - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

>only brought priests and exorcists in after doctors and psychiatrists failed to help
>displayed deep theological knowledge she rationally couldn’t have known
>claims made about specific priests vindicated decades later
>deep knowledge of history when she wasn’t known to read about it
>emaciated tiny teenager near death from starvation overpowered several adult men
>screamed in demonic voice for hours without water or damage to her throat
>died in agony

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

X exists!

Do you have proof?

Yes, this is the clearest and best example of X occurring, by many scholars who study this.

That was faked by a crazy mother feeding her kids sleeping medication.

Well it still exists and there are plenty of other examples.

Like what?

...Shut up.

Repeating the stupid argument doesn't lend it more weight. Do you think the field of paleontology has merit despite the numerous hoaxed hominid fossils produced in the last two centuries? If so, why?

 

[NoBacon]

Anneliese Michel - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

>only brought priests and exorcists in after doctors and psychiatrists failed to help
>displayed deep theological knowledge she rationally couldn’t have known
>claims made about specific priests vindicated decades later
>deep knowledge of history when she wasn’t known to read about it
>emaciated tiny teenager near death from starvation overpowered several adult men
>screamed in demonic voice for hours without water or damage to her throat
>died in agony

She also prayed to God from a young age to be used as an instrument and sacrifice to redeem whoever would listen (like padre pio), and you can hear the tapes of the demon explaining why God allowed it to posses her, and how he’s forced to tell the truth on it when asked, but doesn’t care because very few people will listen or believe it anyway anymore.

She will be highly anointed in the kingdom of God now, as she was the least amongst us here and suffered greatly.

You can YouTube it and find these tapes subtitled btw, I took notice of the warning.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

She also prayed to God from a young age to be used as instrument and sacrifice to redeem whoever would listen, and you can hear the tapes of the demon explaining why God allowed it to posses her, and how he’s forced to tell the truth on it when asked, but doesn’t care because very few people will listen or believe it anyway anymore.

She will be highly anointed in the kingdom of God now, as she was the least amongst us here and suffered greatly.

You can YouTube it and find these tapes subtitled btw, I took notice of the warning.

Look at this guy believing what the demon said. They're liars. That's their whole thing you dwope.

 

[Turk February]

There is nothing supernatural. Just objects and circumstance.