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Do you guys believe in the Occult, or Satanism?
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I'm a big Stanist, I believe that through clean living I too can hit 475 home runs
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I'm going through something very strange and i feel fucking nuts to even talk about it.... I know this sound like i'm trying to be mysterious or something but i'm kinda scared and i can't collect my thoughts...
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relax, they're called pubes
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It can't be weirder than wanting to go on a Christian mission to the DMT spirit realm with machine elves, so lay it on us. You're among
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I’m ALL in with Da Mr. Satan.
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sigh, i might have it beat, but here it goes.... I started getting into some weird gooner type shit with other guys and girls, where we'd jack off and dirty talk, keep each other edging and edging. Well, some of them started worshipping Satan while we did it, and they got me to start doing it, and I swear as crazy as it sounds, "Sex Magic" is real!!! Like you can feel yourself getting possessed, and then it's like our minds melded together and you start seeing crazy symbolism everywhere... After the first time i let go and did it, I had a weird dream about my cats and a snake, at first there was a little kitten with the snake in it's mouth, and the snake got away from it and crawled under my TV, and for some reason i grabbed my girl cat, Lil Girl (i'm great with names huh?) and told her to get the snake. But then there was a flash and i saw the snake wrapped around her, and she was passing out. I grabbed something like an ice pick and started trying to chip away at the snake and save her, then the dream ended... I stopped with that gooning shit for awhile but got back into it recently, and then one of my cats went missing.... So this morning I was asking the kind old lady who feeds them sometimes if she happened to see it, she didn't, and during the convo she blurted out "Those Satanists will sacrifice cats, even if it's not a black one." I was obviously like "WTF???"... Here's the kicker, i saw a little white Dan looking dude with a red beard walking down the street a few days ago, he had on all black metal clothing and he had cat treats in his hand, when he saw me he gave a kinda "Meh." look and hid them....
There, shit all over me if you want, but I had to express this to someone, no i'm not on drugs, just the normal weed... I know it sounds insane, but...idk....
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Sounds weird but I do believe it. I'll leave shitting on you to other folks, but next time you're feeling like gooning, abstain and go look for your cat instead, or do something positive.
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I don't believe in 'isms'.
That's a Ferris Buellerism that I believe in very strongly.
That's a Ferris Buellerism that I believe in very strongly.
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Big fan. Big fan. He should have signed with my Devils.
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nice going, retard
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My answer is too long to type on a phone, and I sure can't speak to text it where I am else I'll end up in the nuthouse, but think about how many successful (in this life anyway) people are into that stuff
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I think i'd rather keep my humanity and die a nobody if that's how it has to be.
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For sure, there's maybe some fun discordian chaos magic, but it can soon get dark.
Should send NoBacon down that rabbit hole for the Lol. Only joking
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I'm currently listening to a podcast "Hoaxed" that's about a satanic panic in England less than a decade ago. It's pretty good.
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Yes I believe it’s real, and even if you don’t, you can watch the most influential and powerful people on earth worship Satan and you must know they certainly believe it’s real. Just watch the old Alex Jones bohemian grove tapes.
I am against Satan and his henchmen of all stripes.
I am against Satan and his henchmen of all stripes.
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I saw a documentary a few weeks ago about "the devil made me do it" case, which is supposedly the most genuine example of demonic possession that's ever been recorded. They even adapted it into a movie (Conjuring 3) and everything. Anyone who believes in all that points to this incident as "proof" that this exists.
So there's a Connecticut family: Mom, dad, older brother, sister, sister's boyfriend, and younger brother. The younger brother starts talking in tongues and blah blah, so they hire "demonologists" and perform an exorcism, and apparently at the exorcism the demon goes into the sister's boyfriend. Months later, the sister's boyfriend kills his landlord when they were both drunk, and claims he was possessed by Satan.
Everyone claims it's legit and whatnot, until late in the documentary they get to the older brother who explains it was all a hoax. The "demonologists" basically instructed the kid on what to do/say, and the mother was a crazy cunt who basically validated the whole possession thing.
Basically the entire time, the dad and oldest brother knew all of this was mommy's bullshit, but let them do it. Apparently in one instance, the son was like super-duper-possessed and breaking shit, all the religious family members are "POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!", until dad storms into the room, throws his demon possessed son on the couch and screams at him to knock it off. At which point the "demon" disappears entirely and all that's left is a kid who just got yelled at by his dad.
So either demons are afraid of getting the belt from daddy, or the whole thing is just some kid wanting attention from mommy.
So there's a Connecticut family: Mom, dad, older brother, sister, sister's boyfriend, and younger brother. The younger brother starts talking in tongues and blah blah, so they hire "demonologists" and perform an exorcism, and apparently at the exorcism the demon goes into the sister's boyfriend. Months later, the sister's boyfriend kills his landlord when they were both drunk, and claims he was possessed by Satan.
Everyone claims it's legit and whatnot, until late in the documentary they get to the older brother who explains it was all a hoax. The "demonologists" basically instructed the kid on what to do/say, and the mother was a crazy cunt who basically validated the whole possession thing.
Basically the entire time, the dad and oldest brother knew all of this was mommy's bullshit, but let them do it. Apparently in one instance, the son was like super-duper-possessed and breaking shit, all the religious family members are "POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!", until dad storms into the room, throws his demon possessed son on the couch and screams at him to knock it off. At which point the "demon" disappears entirely and all that's left is a kid who just got yelled at by his dad.
So either demons are afraid of getting the belt from daddy, or the whole thing is just some kid wanting attention from mommy.