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Do Pat and Nikki swing?

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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I bet they are swingers under the reason they’re so progressive / liberal / patriarchy is evil etc but of course neither is capable of getting much. Pat goes to a bar weekly alone in hopes some woman will see him “writing” on his laptop and want to take him home. Niki doesn’t really give a shit and seems to be either lesbian or asexual since she doesn’t even try to look presentable, just a frumpy mess. They’re two retards if you ask me.
 

NikkisCrustyGusset

I am the crispy white spot in your soul
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I would say that Dumbo would definitely get shagged in a swingers party or something... There's never too low a horny bloke would go!
But I reckon if they tried it, super alpha male macho sex god Fatrick would end up like Darrell and Nikki would end up like... This Nikki

 
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