Do I join the Freemasons?

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Ask yourself do you want to engage in talmudic judaism? That is what it is. At level 33 you worship lucifer or satan. Synagogue of satan rules over the masons. Freemasonry is talmudic judaism for the goy. Do you value this short life and its worldly pleasures or do you want ever lasting life with god?
I recommend looking up albert pike.

My buddy kyle infiltrated this arizona lodge and provided this vid. I'm in the process of helping a mutual contact infiltrate another atm. Fuck all masons and jews

I’ll take satan and the worldly pleasures to be honest witcha

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I’ll take satan and the worldly pleasures to be honest witcha

You've made your choice, enjoy trannies.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jester Masons or fuck off. Mirth is King.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Based off your description of where you live, I think we might be neighbors.

Just join a country club. At least you’d get to golf

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Legitimate question I'll pose to the group. I was asked to join the esoteric brotherhood tonight at a business dinner and I'm 50 / 50 on the whole thing. I'm a little drunk, but here are the pros and cons as I see it.

Pro- Community and brotherhood. I like the idea of leaving work a half hour early, swinging by my local masonic lodge, and chatting with my fellow brethren about killing Gooks in Vietnam or how Reagan reinvigorated American Exceptionalism. As a gentleman in his mid thirties with a deep appreciation for 1) history and 2) stories about things considered possibly heroic, possibly war crimes, this holds great appeal for me.

Con- Gay stuff possibly required. I enjoy a Michelob Ultra as much as the next man, but that's where I draw the line. Plenty of secret societies claim to trace their roots back to Ancient Greece and we all know what that implies. I'm 86% sure the gentleman who extended me the formal invitation is straight. He's got a beautiful wife and plenty of kids. He's also never had pneumonia and I've noticed the gays love to contract and die from pneumonia (ex. Liberace). But 14% of me suspects he might be queer. About a year ago, I remember this gentleman telling me he shopped at Target... and that seems like something a gay man would do.

Pro- Being a puppet master to the world. According to black people on the internet, the Freemasons and the Illuminati control the world. I came across this little fact while doing some research this evening. Color me shocked, I was under the impression that the Jews ran everything. But they don't. It's the Freemasons and Illuminati. Not entirely sure if they are the same group but every piece of Antique Farm Equipment on Twitter seems to think they rule everything. This holds great appeal to me because 1) I like power and 2) I like the idea of subjugating people I deem lesser than myself (ex. Fast and Furious fans, Italians, Honda CRV owners).

Con- Community Service possibly required. The word on the street is that Freemasons take their community service very seriously. That's all well and good, but I don't exactly love the people that live in my community. My neighborhood is awesome, but we're... unique. Like our ancestors who ventured out West into the unknown, myself and my neighbors ventured deep into the heart of the jungle and brought with us a Chipotle, a Whole Foods, and plenty of fusion restaurants. But did we get any thanks for bringing civilization to the local populace? No. We didn't. Instead, the natives just steal our Amazon packages.

Pro- Lodge Access & Networking. I do believe every Masonic lodge has a stocked bar. It's my understanding that these installations are basically VFW halls for civilians. I like the idea of being able to drink all day in a private establishment that prohibits women from entering. I'm happily married, so I'm not looking to pussy hound. I also like the idea of rubbing shoulders with titans of industry.

Any 32nd or 33rd degree Masons lurking that could provide some insight?

Sure if you wanna eat a graham cracker covered in mixed semen. It’s the only way in.

 

[Alan Wren]

@Wigger hates them because he isn't white and nobody will listen to his Conspiracy Negro podcast. Sad.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Ask yourself do you want to engage in talmudic judaism? That is what it is. At level 33 you worship lucifer or satan. Synagogue of satan rules over the masons. Freemasonry is talmudic judaism for the goy. Do you value this short life and its worldly pleasures or do you want ever lasting life with god?
I recommend looking up albert pike.

My buddy kyle infiltrated this arizona lodge and provided this vid. I'm in the process of helping a mutual contact infiltrate another atm. Fuck all masons and jews

This almost makes Scientology seem normal.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

You've made your choice, enjoy trannies.

Do I have to?

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Do I have to?

They have both the worldly charms of a woman with a beard plus a cock. What's not to love? Plus they all love satan.

 

[DMAN]

The DMAN finds that just pretending to be seems like enough.

Funny story - One time the most country ass black nigga co-worker The DMAN ever had was trying to convince us all that his grandfather was on trial, and he did secret hand motions to the Judge, who was also a freemason, and let him go free.

The DMAN said "So what were the hand signals?"

And without missing a beat, this country ass nigger said, coyly, "I can't even tell you that mang."

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Tubalcain.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

The DMAN finds that just pretending to be seems like enough.

Funny story - One time the most country ass black nigga co-worker The DMAN ever had was trying to convince us all that his grandfather was on trial, and he did secret hand motions to the Judge, who was also a freemason, and let him go free.

The DMAN said "So what were the hand signals?"

And without missing a beat, this country ass nigger said, coyly, "I can't even tell you that mang."

 

[Turry Fawks]

Gay

 

[Sue Lightning]

Yes and report back to us what its about. Everyone thinks its dark cult shit when in reality its probably just nerdy and REALLY gay

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Joseph Smith was an agent of the British Empire...they wanted a minion state on the border of the 13 rebellious colonies. He got his training from the precursors of the CIA, and they used Prophet Mohammed SAAW as his "prophet of God template". Same for all the other religious leaders/cultists from Louis Farakhan (a Kamala Harris type masonic Jamaican) to Westboro Baptist Church (jews).

Even the Jonestown guy was CIA...his job was to make cults look kooky/suicidal prone. Waco dude was clearly meant for hollywood central casting.

Sure but the people that killed him were Masons? Why would they kill him then?

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

Yes and tell us all the secrets

Add @Handsome_Pat to the new secret chat

 

[TruckstopBeefers]

Won't be seeing him no more

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Joseph Smith was an agent of the British Empire...they wanted a minion state on the border of the 13 rebellious colonies. He got his training from the precursors of the CIA, and they used Prophet Mohammed SAAW as his "prophet of God template". Same for all the other religious leaders/cultists from Louis Farakhan (a Kamala Harris type masonic Jamaican) to Westboro Baptist Church (jews).

Even the Jonestown guy was CIA...his job was to make cults look kooky/suicidal prone. Waco dude was clearly meant for hollywood central casting.

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[Harry's Manly Calvester]

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