DIY Man Shit

[Mc.Faggot]

Had my faggot dad come over to help replace some faggot windows he referred to me to get from faggot Home Depot
Then my faggot mom came over the same day to cook brunch-ish stuff while we were faggot working and then ended up helping us clean up everything like some faggots

And get this, all i had to do was kiss my mom on the cheek and say thanks dad like some fag!! Fucking faggots didn't know what hit em

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

convinced my 8th Home Depot Latino to engage in sex with middle to upper middle class white male closeted homosexuals and paid him a fraction of the total fee I charge those closeted middle class white male homosexuals for their dream encounter

Got a card?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Clearing land for muh shop and borrowing fill dirt from the pond site with a rental 9 ton excavator/thumb.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I re-tucked my screen door, just to have the dog poke his dumb snoot into it and rip it while showing the wife what a terrific job I did.

 

[guest]

I installed a couple of wifi dimmers but that’s about it. I work during the week so I can pay immigrants to do that kind of shit for me.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I re-tucked my screen door, just to have the dog poke his dumb snoot into it and rip it while showing the wife what a terrific job I did.

cucked by mans best friend

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I put in a new Speakman showerhead in the master bath. Popped the restrictor out and the fucking thing is like a pressure washer. Not really much of a DIY, tho. Just had to screw the mother fucker on...

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I put in a new Speakman showerhead in the master bath. Popped the restrictor out and the fucking thing is like a pressure washer. Not really much of a DIY, tho. Just had to screw the mother fucker on...

taking out the restrictor plate is pretty bad ass

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Clearing land for muh shop and borrowing fill dirt from the pond site with a rental 9 ton excavator/thumb.

what kinda shop boss man?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

paid him a fraction of the total fee I charge those closeted middle class white male homosexuals for their dream encounter

What, their dream encounter is to get fucked by a drywall installer? I don't get it.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

What, their dream encounter is to get fucked by a drywall installer? I don't get it.

Why would a man, wanna fuck another man

in the ass?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

what kinda shop boss man?

50x34? At least 1 2 post lift, full bath. For work on cars, restoring old tractors, repair and maintenance of my niggerish.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

My parents live out in buttfuck nowhere (no wonder their son turned out gay *drumroll*) and their power is spotty in the winter. They turned 70 this year, so I came out and installed a propane genrator that will kick on and supply them with power when the grid goes down.

I set and balanced the generator, rented an excavator to dig the propane and electrical lines (the power company tied it in for us), framed and poured a slab and set a propane tank, and set up their iPhones so they can control it on the app. It was a lot of fun to put together and execute it…. nice change of pace for me.

It runs a test every Friday and they sit outside in their lawn chairs and watch it kick on. Makes me proud, and it makes my folks proud too….something to show off to their geezer friends.

Excavator or backhoe pattern?

 

[guest]

My parents live out in buttfuck nowhere (no wonder their son turned out gay *drumroll*) and their power is spotty in the winter. They turned 70 this year, so I came out and installed a propane genrator that will kick on and supply them with power when the grid goes down.

I set and balanced the generator, rented an excavator to dig the propane and electrical lines (the power company tied it in for us), framed and poured a slab and set a propane tank, and set up their iPhones so they can control it on the app. It was a lot of fun to put together and execute it…. nice change of pace for me.

It runs a test every Friday and they sit outside in their lawn chairs and watch it kick on. Makes me proud, and it makes my folks proud too….something to show off to their geezer friends.

You're such a fucking stud that it annoys me...

 

[analeggsalad]

What, their dream encounter is to get fucked by a drywall installer? I don't get it.

Look. Those men are desperate. Most people use that to help them build a deck. I see another angle, and I'm exploiting it.

I'm just a businessman.

 

[guest]

Anyone have any experience setting up video cameras for home surveillance? Thinking of setting up my own Raspberry Pi-based surveillance system.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I set some bitch on fire.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Also, we've got a free library/book exchange I built in front of the house, nigga.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Anyone have any experience setting up video cameras for home surveillance? Thinking of setting up my own Raspberry Pi-based surveillance system.

PrivateEyePi - a DIY home alarm system - Raspberry Pi

A big thank you to Recantha for spotting this one: PrivateEyePi is a project that went straight on my “I MUST make one of these” list when I saw it. Right now, that list includes an aerial Pi and camera board with the IR filter removed to take pictures of Iron Age sites in inaccessible bits of […]

www.raspberrypi.org

 

[guest]

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Interdasting thanks