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Dilbert Man has Prostate Cancer
- Thread starter Dassabesso
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Never had a problem with the Scott Adams. Gaw Bless.
I'm gonna die from this same cancer lol.
Looks like he has AIDS...never liked him, controlled fella.
He got it from eating nothing but Dilberitos™
Also dis nigga eat pants.
I never noticed until now that the Diltberito I see in all the pictures is Spicy Indian flavor. Indian and burrito Dilbertman what the fuck were you thinking.
Bummer. I enjoy(ed) his content, for the most part. Him getting the same cancer as Biden at the same time as Biden feels like a curse, considering how much he hates him. Death comes for us all.
All men get prostate cancer. Our butts are cursed.
Major tool. Total delusional moron. Also a faggot
Reminds me of when Kazuki Takahashi (comic artist this is relevant) drowned and was eaten by sharks four days before his enemy Shinzo Abe was shot to death. It's like pottery it rhymes.
Tumorbert
Most men end up with prostate cancer, it just tends to strike so late in peoples lives that it's generally rarely treated because by the time it's considered terminal the men will have died of natural causes anyway. Like Biden himself is fucking old as fuck, and if it hadn't spread to his bones it wouldn't have even been news at all. Debatably it still isn't; fucker's "natural cause" age anyway.
Serious question: Was he vaxxed?
Literally the same because you docked assholes
Had my prostate levels checked and even had a finger in a few months back. Clear as a bell. Enjoy my colon-ster.
The cartoon I posted in this thread is based on true events.
"hey scott adams....big fan of yours and prostate cancer.....do my show, my dude"
that's a Dan Mullens tweet to scott adams btw
that's a Dan Mullens tweet to scott adams btw