Dilbert Man has Prostate Cancer

[Dassabesso]

https://x.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1924464966792610224

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Never had a problem with the Scott Adams. Gaw Bless.

 

[Ronnie G]

I've been hearing a lot about prostate cancer lately; do you need a finger in yer heiney-hole to check that? Can you teach a Tinder date the technique?

 

[aRTie02150]

I'm gonna die from this same cancer lol.

 

[Not Child.]

Looks like he has AIDS...never liked him, controlled fella.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

He got it from eating nothing but Dilberitos™

 

[Turry]

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

He got it from eating nothing but Dilberitos™

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Adams himself noted, "[t]he mineral fortification was hard to disguise, and because of the veggie and legume content, three bites of the Dilberito made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail."

Also dis nigga eat pants.

His aim was to create a healthy food product that also had mass appeal, a concept he called "the blue jeans of food".[3]

I never noticed until now that the Diltberito I see in all the pictures is Spicy Indian flavor. Indian and burrito Dilbertman what the fuck were you thinking.

 

[TheNanaDook]

Bummer. I enjoy(ed) his content, for the most part. Him getting the same cancer as Biden at the same time as Biden feels like a curse, considering how much he hates him. Death comes for us all.

 

[Turk February]

All men get prostate cancer. Our butts are cursed.

 

[TravisPickle]

 

[Turd Glider]

Major tool. Total delusional moron. Also a faggot

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Bummer. I enjoy(ed) his content, for the most part. Him getting the same cancer as Biden at the same time as Biden feels like a curse, considering how much he hates him. Death comes for us all.

Reminds me of when Kazuki Takahashi (comic artist this is relevant) drowned and was eaten by sharks four days before his enemy Shinzo Abe was shot to death. It's like pottery it rhymes.

 

[Muppet Mouth Marion]

Tumorbert

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Bummer. I enjoy(ed) his content, for the most part. Him getting the same cancer as Biden at the same time as Biden feels like a curse, considering how much he hates him. Death comes for us all.

Most men end up with prostate cancer, it just tends to strike so late in peoples lives that it's generally rarely treated because by the time it's considered terminal the men will have died of natural causes anyway. Like Biden himself is fucking old as fuck, and if it hadn't spread to his bones it wouldn't have even been news at all. Debatably it still isn't; fucker's "natural cause" age anyway.

 

[Dassabesso]

Serious question: Was he vaxxed?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I'm gonna die from this same cancer lol.

Literally the same because you docked assholes

 

[HH Brother]

Had my prostate levels checked and even had a finger in a few months back. Clear as a bell. Enjoy my colon-ster.

 

[TravisPickle]

Serious question: Was he vaxxed?

The cartoon I posted in this thread is based on true events.

 

[johnnynoname]

"hey scott adams....big fan of yours and prostate cancer.....do my show, my dude"



that's a Dan Mullens tweet to scott adams btw