Did this faggot seriously edit in crowd laughter

[Coonskin]

What a pathetic faggot! I was actually looking for the set where he says he wants to murder his first wife and jon snyder. It's one of his best bits, something about annabelle being a candy cane or something too.

Also this faggot is so pathetic he even added chapter marks in the youtube video for his "bits"

 

[DominusOdium]

Oncologists are funnier at work than this.

 

[Coonskin]

Thanks @Caverlock

https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/1109/1109181-92b8d8ab37f30a181d0c256ee303d560.mp4

These fuckin standups are so unwatchable I didnt realize it was the one i put in the op

 

[Coonskin]

I'm an idiot

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

He fucking named these shitty bits like he was a professional.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I'm still sad no footage of him attempting to perform this masterpiece live has ever surfaced.

I'm sure he never actually did because he can barely string four words together without fucking something up but the deafening awkward silence would be incredible.

 

[UnPRePared]

I've done crowd work for decades, you have to as a front man. I'm no comedian, but I can spin a yarn.

Patrick cannot tell a joke, tell a story, let alone finish a sentence with a cock up.

Professional author, though, amirite?

 

[HotAnus]

I keep waiting for him to ask what the deal with airline peanuts is

 

[Antwan2]

I'm an idiot

Don’t say that, you’re a good egg

 

[MonsterSteve]

That graphic T doesn't go with a blazer like that you fucking retard. His fashion sense is awful. You'd think his girl would help him with it but you have to remember she's also a butch lesbian so they counteract each other.

 

[guest]

I'm still sad no footage of him attempting to perform this masterpiece live has ever surfaced.

I'm sure he never actually did because he can barely string four words together without fucking something up but the deafening awkward silence would be incredible.

Im mad nobody ever got a hold of the comedy album he published.
The one with the green background.
It’d be like finding a lenny bruce tape.
Just a renegade speaking truth to power.

 

[EraGodless]

I'm an idiot

His comedy was so bad, that you couldn't get through it to answer your own question.

Edit: what you were looking for was his closer. Lol.

 

[Bigsmooth]

That graphic T doesn't go with a blazer like that you fucking retard. His fashion sense is awful. You'd think his girl would help him with it but you have to remember she's also a butch lesbian so they counteract each other.

His finest slurm shirt

 

[DMbA]

That graphic T doesn't go with a blazer like that you fucking retard. His fashion sense is awful. You'd think his girl would help him with it but you have to remember she's also a butch lesbian so they counteract each other.

He really dressed up for this, he even got sneakers on instead of flip flops with jeans

 

[IanCurtis]

I thought of Mitch Hedberg while watching this - just the ability to tell a joke in about 10-15 seconds then move on whether it gets a laugh or not and hit 'em again, and again without stopping. And here we have Phat doing hack crowd bits 'to establish a rapport' ('Hey Everyone! I'm great guy! Are you having a Great night tonight Are we drinkin' type shit). His lack of understanding of what constitutes comedy material - having to explain his stupid unfunny fucking designated driver joke, then ending the other half of the set by doling out a literal verbal bashing of his Ex.

 

[The Talking Dead]

It does make me laugh how he tried to be a stand up comic, a sci fi author and a political pundit all at the same time. He doesn’t have the talent to be successful at any one of those things never mind all three at once.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It’s this kind of material that forced someone to break into his apartment and steal his joke book before he ascended into some sort of Che Guevara-type figure and changed society forever.

 

[DMbA]

It does make me laugh how he tried to be a stand up comic, a sci fi author and a political pundit all at the same time. He doesn’t have the talent to be successful at any one of those things never mind all three at once.

He's basically a illiterate, baffling that he got book deals from big publisher and wrote political pieces for news paper, If he kept at it he probably could've got a Netflix deal for Stall Tactics

 

[guest]

8 years later and this confident, happy Patrick no longer exists.

lol.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I'm still sad no footage of him attempting to perform this masterpiece live has ever surfaced.

I'm sure he never actually did because he can barely string four words together without fucking something up but the deafening awkward silence would be incredible.

markets crash after the world ends?