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How does a human being manage to fail socially, academically and athletically at the same time at highschool while having his psychologist mommy work there. You can plop a random 15yo from anywhere in the world and 99% would succeed at one.
He’s fat.
 

TorqueWheeler

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No normal successful person in their 40s talks about high school this much. I graduated a couple years after Pat and I can barely remember more than a couple teachers names.
It's weird right? I remember my coaches and a couple of female teachers I would have banged but everyone else is lost in the haze. I had a lot of fun in school but I don't even remember the names of a lot of kids in my classes. Only the people who mattered. Pat is "never mattered" tier.
 

TorqueWheeler

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Pat is a dork. He's not the Chad who got lots of teen poon in high school and he's not the nerd who showed up to the 20th class reunion with a million-dollar car and a million-dollar girlfriend. The worldcon dorks truly are Pat's tribe. They were losers in high school and they're still losers today.
Pat was that "not even significant enough to beat" level nerd. Totally under the radar but probably told plenty of lies to his even weaker friends. If he went to my high school he'd have killed himself by now.
 
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Pig cope squealing. I don't even remember more than half a dozen people from my high school. Certainly not the losers no one talked to like fat.

If anyone from his high school talks about pig it goes like this.

"Hey remember the time we gave the school counselor's retarded kid a swirly?"
"Yeah what a fawkin loser what was his name again?"
"No idea!"
 
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