Did Danny Ross have the BIGGEST Halloween Costume FAIL of all time?

[PickleRickle]

I wish I had a time machine so I could go to a live event and tower over Danny

The Redbar bit where the two dudes pulled out a measuring tape and measured Anthony's old co-host. I forget the chubby faggots name, he was also on Crowder's show for a lil bit.

 

[BUBBLER]

The Redbar bit where the two dudes pulled out a measuring tape and measured Anthony's old co-host. I forget the chubby faggots name, he was also on Crowder's show for a lil bit.

Landau. The two days he came to tough guy defend his fat wife was hilarious

 

[You Bummers]

Landau vs Kevin Brennan beef was good shit

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Reminder: This costume was worn AFTER that viral video came out, so it's not like this is somehow a "happy accident."

This costume is infuriating.

How laughable is this? Dude is wearing the EXACT same shirt, in the same size, the same way. Look at the cuffs draped over his hands... Look at the little bag he's holding with his right hand. The same exact pants. For fuck sake, his SHOELACES are tied the exact same way: dangling from the shoes.

Look at his left hand... It looks like it's from the same exact image. Look at the way his stumpy little legs are spread, PLANTED in the same exact position. WHEN did Sling Blade stand like this and waddle like a midget?

HIS ENTIRE BODY is in the EXACT same position as the little guy hooting and hollering. Danny looks like he's trying to shrink himself to imitate the tiny little man, but apparently he was just 'hunched over' to be like Sling Blade? Who was never a midget in the movie...?

The ONE and ONLY difference is that Danny's hair is cropped into a short afro the likes you'd see on the Just For Men African Hair box. Which is nothing like Sling Blade's hair, by the way. So his hair is just regular Danny hair uncovered by a shame hat trying to hide his balding.

Is this the biggest Halloween Costume FAIL of all time? He doesn't even look close to Sling Blade, but he looks EXACTLY like the NYC midget.

"I WALKED DOM IRRERA OUT ON STAGE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!"

 

[UnPRePared]

Landau. The two days he came to tough guy defend his fat wife was hilarious

Still my favorite moment on the Forums.

Guy claiming to be him (or friend defending him): long diatribe speaking up for Landau and his then-spouse.

Immediate Random Brotherman reply:

FAT FUCKING PIG OF A WIFE