Did Danny Ross have the BIGGEST Halloween Costume FAIL of all time?

[DMAN]

Reminder: This costume was worn AFTER that viral video came out, so it's not like this is somehow a "happy accident."

This costume is infuriating.

How laughable is this? Dude is wearing the EXACT same shirt, in the same size, the same way. Look at the cuffs draped over his hands... Look at the little bag he's holding with his right hand. The same exact pants. For fuck sake, his SHOELACES are tied the exact same way: dangling from the shoes.

Look at his left hand... It looks like it's from the same exact image. Look at the way his stumpy little legs are spread, PLANTED in the same exact position. WHEN did Sling Blade stand like this and waddle like a midget?

HIS ENTIRE BODY is in the EXACT same position as the little guy hooting and hollering. Danny looks like he's trying to shrink himself to imitate the tiny little man, but apparently he was just 'hunched over' to be like Sling Blade? Who was never a midget in the movie...?

The ONE and ONLY difference is that Danny's hair is cropped into a short afro the likes you'd see on the Just For Men African Hair box. Which is nothing like Sling Blade's hair, by the way. So his hair is just regular Danny hair uncovered by a shame hat trying to hide his balding.

Is this the biggest Halloween Costume FAIL of all time? He doesn't even look close to Sling Blade, but he looks EXACTLY like the NYC midget.

 

[DMAN]

SLING BLADE'S SHIRT WASN'T POWDER BLUE... WTF????

 

[upanddown]

I dunno, DMAN. Danny has sex with 23 year old Asian girls. Better tread lightly.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Reminder: This costume was worn AFTER that viral video came out, so it's not like this is somehow a "happy accident."

This costume is infuriating.

How laughable is this? Dude is wearing the EXACT same shirt, in the same size, the same way. Look at the cuffs draped over his hands... Look at the little bag he's holding with his right hand. The same exact pants. For fuck sake, his SHOELACES are tied the exact same way: dangling from the shoes.

Look at his left hand... It looks like it's from the same exact image. Look at the way his stumpy little legs are spread, PLANTED in the same exact position. WHEN did Sling Blade stand like this and waddle like a midget?

HIS ENTIRE BODY is in the EXACT same position as the little guy hooting and hollering. Danny looks like he's trying to shrink himself to imitate the tiny little man, but apparently he was just 'hunched over' to be like Sling Blade? Who was never a midget in the movie...?

The ONE and ONLY difference is that Danny's hair is cropped into a short afro the likes you'd see on the Just For Men African Hair box. Which is nothing like Sling Blade's hair, by the way. So his hair is just regular Danny hair uncovered by a shame hat trying to hide his balding.

Is this the biggest Halloween Costume FAIL of all time? He doesn't even look close to Sling Blade, but he looks EXACTLY like the NYC midget.

I like that anth just had to put on a sweater and a hat to be Fred K

 

[FFWBTdad]

Danny is a midget? where are the rest of his limbs?

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I enjoyed the open unapologetic homoeroticism between Nana and @BenDovid , child

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Poor lil feller. Mmmhmmm.

 

[PickleRickle]

Reminder: This costume was worn AFTER that viral video came out, so it's not like this is somehow a "happy accident."

This costume is infuriating.

How laughable is this? Dude is wearing the EXACT same shirt, in the same size, the same way. Look at the cuffs draped over his hands... Look at the little bag he's holding with his right hand. The same exact pants. For fuck sake, his SHOELACES are tied the exact same way: dangling from the shoes.

Look at his left hand... It looks like it's from the same exact image. Look at the way his stumpy little legs are spread, PLANTED in the same exact position. WHEN did Sling Blade stand like this and waddle like a midget?

HIS ENTIRE BODY is in the EXACT same position as the little guy hooting and hollering. Danny looks like he's trying to shrink himself to imitate the tiny little man, but apparently he was just 'hunched over' to be like Sling Blade? Who was never a midget in the movie...?

The ONE and ONLY difference is that Danny's hair is cropped into a short afro the likes you'd see on the Just For Men African Hair box. Which is nothing like Sling Blade's hair, by the way. So his hair is just regular Danny hair uncovered by a shame hat trying to hide his balding.

Is this the biggest Halloween Costume FAIL of all time? He doesn't even look close to Sling Blade, but he looks EXACTLY like the NYC midget.

You think you're an executive produca? that was gahbage! You're a no-talent having losa! Get outta hea!

 

[Leeeavings]

Ah reckon ah miss Danny mmhmm. Ah like the way he talked mmhmm

 

[Professor Rape]

Reminder: This costume was worn AFTER that viral video came out, so it's not like this is somehow a "happy accident."

You mean before?

If before, then ribs. That's hilarious.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Im still hilarious!

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Halloween is a nightmare for balding men like danny. It's the one time you can't wear a hat unless it goes with the costume so you are screwed. slingblade wears no hat so no choice but to suck it up and show off the hairline. Danny is a brave manlet.

 

[Chive Turkey]

The books strapped together with the belt are the only real giveaway that it's supposed to be Kaiser Blade (Some folks call it a sling blade, I calls it a kaiser blade).

 

[BUBBLER]

I like that anth just had to put on a sweater and a hat to be Fred K

Line of the day

 

[Barzoni1010]

I dunno, DMAN. Danny has sex with 23 year old Asian girls. Better tread lightly.

Is there anything lower than bragging about having sex with Asian women?

 

[BUBBLER]

Is there anything lower than bragging about having sex with Asian women?

@Professor Rape

 

[DMAN]

You mean before?

If before, then ribs. That's hilarious.

No, if The DMAN meant "before," he would have said "before."

The fact that this happened when EVERYBODY knew about the video and it never once popped into his head makes it even funnier. He's in midget denial.

 

[DMAN]

He's so tiny in this picture that it's actually infuriating that he pretended he looked normal in this. "No, I only look small because the shirt is large" No, stupid. You have midget limbs.

 

[You Bummers]

Get that fucking schvartze back in here

 

[BUBBLER]

He's so tiny in this picture that it's actually infuriating that he pretended he looked normal in this. "No, I only look small because the shirt is large" No, stupid. You have midget limbs.

I wish I had a time machine so I could go to a live event and tower over Danny