Shit fucking ruled. Thought I was going to have a heart attack at one point, but once it passed I felt amazing. No wonder white people love this shit
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Did coke for the first time last night
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Not as good as crack though.
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Just a lil’ taste for the Opester 
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You feel like superman taking a couple key bumps with the bbbbboys
Next thing you know you rationalize to yourself that it’s worth it to buy a couple grams to yourself for a productive weekend of reading the classics, come saturday night you’re up at 4 am arguing abortion with some college dweeb from scotland on omegle after edging to some degenerate shit on xvideos for a few hours and failing to cum; running to the peephole in your front door and looking out your window every 15 minutes because you heard a noise
Next thing you know you rationalize to yourself that it’s worth it to buy a couple grams to yourself for a productive weekend of reading the classics, come saturday night you’re up at 4 am arguing abortion with some college dweeb from scotland on omegle after edging to some degenerate shit on xvideos for a few hours and failing to cum; running to the peephole in your front door and looking out your window every 15 minutes because you heard a noise
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I did it a few times in college and it was great. Still though, Vyvanse is probably the greatest. Vyvanse + marijuana + creative project = heaven.
Tried it a couple times. Wasnt for me. I did have that " I think my heart is going to explode" moment. had to sit with a wet towel over my head for an hour. It always went south as the night went on. Someone always ended up in an argument with their wife or girlfriend and ruined the vibe.
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Glad you got your button, Cliff.
Best coke I ever had was New Years Eve 2015. Beautiful house in Jackson, Wyoming with old friends from school. We stayed up all night drinking and having stupid sentimental coke conversations. Went to a Village Inn and got kicked out when my friend Ryan asked the pregnant waitress if the dad was black.
Best coke I ever had was New Years Eve 2015. Beautiful house in Jackson, Wyoming with old friends from school. We stayed up all night drinking and having stupid sentimental coke conversations. Went to a Village Inn and got kicked out when my friend Ryan asked the pregnant waitress if the dad was black.
enjoy your fentanyl russian roulette
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Fuck off with that shit, brothaman. I know people that moved onto harder shit with that garbage. Stick to NyQuil and imported beers.
How long did the high last? It lasted about half an hour for me whenever I did it
Dont make you a bad person.
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Agreed. Just don’t make it a habit.
It seems like doctors don't like to prescribe that medication. Did you just ask your doctor for it specifically? I wanna be more productive at work.
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My friend had a prescription because he suffered from extreme laziness. He'd give me em occasionally. I bet doctors don't like prescribing them because they're fucking awesome.
The Lonely Island was probably the last time anything on SNL made me laugh
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The family who freebases together, stays toget...no, actually they abandon their mother as soon as "the feels" are bad