Dice smashing Bonnie always gets my ribs

[FingerofGod]

She's a morbid canuck cunt her book must be a real hoot look at that cover she was always unsightly. I wish her tard sister would snap one day and break her neck

Florentine from the vos roast about this book: “Aaron Hernandez had a happier ending”

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

I heard that some guy walked up to Dice one time and said "Hey! You're that jewish guy that acts like he's italian, right?" and Dice got all mad.

 

[guest]

I heard that some guy walked up to Dice one time and said "Hey! You're that jewish guy that acts like he's italian, right?" and Dice got all mad.

That's what he is tho

 

[not that Jack Horner]

He also stole half his act from Kinison. Including the nursery rhymes he became famous for. Those were a bit that Kinison had done and rejected because he thought they were lame. After Kinison died Dice pretended like he was responsible for Kinison becoming famous. Even lying that he wrote Kinison's act for him during Unmasked.

He stole the nursery rhymes bit from Otto. It was discussed on the show.

So did Otto steal Kinson’s dying bit?

 

[guest]

So did Otto steal Kinson’s dying bit?

Otto is a Jeff Dunham ripoff

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Otto is a Jeff Dunham ripoff

They all ripped off Edgar Bergen

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

So did Otto steal Kinson’s dying bit?

I sat here like a fucking moron trying to remember what bit Sam or Otto did about dying.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I heard that some guy walked up to Dice one time and said "Hey! You're that jewish guy that acts like he's italian, right?" and Dice got all mad.

Dice loses his shit anytime someone calls him a Jew. Something something see how he recoils. All in with the Dice, though.

 

[EraGodless]

Could've had Nathan Fillion (oof!)

I don't see why anyone would pick Vos over him, and I love me some Vos

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I also don't see why Nathan would want her, because she looks like a wet fart on toast. Maybe he's a faygeleh and he just wanted a beard.

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

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Nice piece