Dice smashing Bonnie always gets my ribs

[Dusty Dan]

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

He wanted a picture with just the guys, he was absolutely right.

 

[HH Brother]

Franny wasn't joking, brother. She's a cunt and always was.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

andrew dice clay rules

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Worm ratcheted up the worminess and successfully exploited his 'friend's' weakness to avoid a conflict for himself. Gross.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

andrew dice clay rules

The pivot on his last couple lines is perfect. People who write him off as merely an obnoxious jerk are missing so much.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I'm starting to think Dice is not a big fan of Bonnie.

 

[Mr Ass]

Bonnie is an unfunny cunt.

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

I'm starting to think Dice is not a big fan of Bonnie.

Dice was speaking for the rest of us.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Worm ratcheted up the worminess and successfully exploited his 'friend's' weakness to avoid a conflict for himself. Gross.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

andrew dice clay rules

The Day the Laughter Died may be the greatest standup album of all-time. Dice fucking rules.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

andrew is so understanding, the second he realizes he could be mistaken, he apologizes to fran like a real man

 

[Stent]

"Oh, then my mistake."

 

[guest]

I hate Dice. He brought Norton to the show and his whole gimmick is being a bald kike who pretends to be an Italian slob.

Nice leather jacket with sweatpants, fatso.

That being said, I'm glad he trashed Bonnie.

 

[LingerLonger]

I hate Dice. He brought Norton to the show and his whole gimmick is being a bald kike who pretends to be an Italian slob.

He also stole half his act from Kinison. Including the nursery rhymes he became famous for. Those were a bit that Kinison had done and rejected because he thought they were lame. After Kinison died Dice pretended like he was responsible for Kinison becoming famous. Even lying that he wrote Kinison's act for him during Unmasked.

 

[Greygooser]

He also stole half his act from Kinison. Including the nursery rhymes he became famous for. Those were a bit that Kinison had done and rejected because he thought they were lame. After Kinison died Dice pretended like he was responsible for Kinison becoming famous. Even lying that he wrote Kinison's act for him during Unmasked.

He stole the nursery rhymes bit from Otto. It was discussed on the show.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Bonnie is an unfunny cunt.

She is obviously a broken woman to marry Vos

 

[DiarrheaDick]

She is obviously a broken woman to marry Vos

In his own words, "You don't have a chance! She's damaged goods. "

 

[guest]

She is obviously a broken woman to marry Vos

Could've had Nathan Fillion (oof!)

I don't see why anyone would pick Vos over him, and I love me some Vos

I also don't see why Nathan would want her, because she looks like a wet fart on toast. Maybe he's a faygeleh and he just wanted a beard.

 

[Nana's stent]

She's a morbid canuck cunt her book must be a real hoot look at that cover she was always unsightly. I wish her tard sister would snap one day and break her neck