"Denouncement, Patrick Tomlinson and Me." A Pity Me Paul Patreon Post

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

He just claimed that Leslie is harassing Patrick. Fuck this piece of shit. He deserves absolutely everything.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Lmao even creepy losers like Paul know that Piggy is an abrasive shithead:

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Remember when Paul "OG dirty diaper fiend" Weimer stubbed his toe and rode around in a wheelchair with a camera hidden on his foot so he could take upskirt photos at schools?

He tried to get them for workers comp and they told him to fuck off since his “injury” happened at an off hours work event where he took pictures.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Lmao even creepy losers like Paul know that Piggy is an abrasive shithead:
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All of his “friends” have said he’s an asshole but he’s their asshole friend.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

"I believe in being loyal and true to one's friends."

Who the fuck talks like that?


"Is Patrick aggressive and abrasive and gives no fraks? Yes, yes he does."

Of the infinite ways to convey what's attempted here, this would be the very worst choice possible. Nice writing, stupiT. Nice fraks, stupiT.


"His Way is not My Way"

You know what dude, you're so schmarmy...

We all know what Your Way is, Paul. Enjoy eating your own jizz. That isn't even the most heinous thing about you.

 

[Honoria]

Paul was the one who referred to the SWATTings as "welfare checks". He definitely got childed for that one.

 

[porquedealer]

He's right that Pat doesn't give a fuck.
Unless it inconveniences fatty, he couldn't give a shit.
Paul was useful back then as a weapon for the DCMA.
Paul is currently useful to fatty as his "friend with suicidal ideation who these stlakers also prey on." pity card to play to the media/anyone who will listen.
Paul is happy to be in the same room as anyone who doesn't think he is an abomination.
Pat has main character syndrome wherever he goes, It's not that he's disgusted with Paul, he doesnt even register.
So their dynamic works.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Paul if you can publicly admit that Patrick is fat and that it’s probably not o and a swatting him (you don’t even have to say it unequivocally ) I will never bother you again.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"Is Patrick a deadbeat father? Sure! Did he threaten to murder his newborn baby? Yes. But he's my friend" - Paul Weimer

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"Friends" means fellowship. Has Pat ever called you, Paul? Initiated a hang-out? Tagged you in a post that he thought might interest you? Checked in on you to see how you are doing? Encouraged you, or your writing?

Friendship is a two-way road, where one gives as much as they receive. It means you got my back, just as much as I got your back.

Pat has been a far, far better friend to Jackson Jones and Dominic Franchetti than he ever has to you, Paul.

 

[BoomerSperg]

I am joining team 'I demand his suicide'

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Patrick is the friend a mouse like Paul deserves. We will never outrun our destinies and his destiny is to surround himself with misery.

I doubt they’re even friends though. None of these people are friends

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Weimer's Bathtub Rebellion

 

[Ladynyahh]

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Welp

 

[Black Pat]

"This all started because I took pictures of Patrick"

No, it started because you took upskirt photos of a 7 year old girl